Anyone know how to slow down a Turkey, her in doors has been chasing one around the field with an axe for two hours and i think she starting to get tired?
2006-12-22 23:24:15 · 14 answers · asked by Max 5 in Health ➔ Mental Health
bullet from a gun that should do it just make sure you remove it when you come to cook it
2006-12-23 10:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It don't wanna be Christmas dinner that's for sure.
I'd have mercy on the poor thing and have a Christmas dinner of all the veg and trimmings and let the poor turkey see in the New Year!
Merry (Turkey less) Christmas!
2006-12-23 07:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by audrey_o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your turkey could be suffering from mental health issues. it could be that it is suffering from anxiety, caused by the Christmas season. buy a ham, and announce that a ham will be your Christmas dinner. if this does not work, give your turkey a anti anxiety pill, and that will ease your turkeys anxiety, which would in turn slow it down. since you put this in mental health, i thought i should respond appropriately have a good Christmas and enjoy your ham
2006-12-23 09:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by zeek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give the turkey the axe.
2006-12-23 07:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the Turkey is that fit, Marry the Turkey and eat her in doors.
Merry Christmas - to you and the Turkey.
2006-12-23 07:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by rusty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her in doors to talk to it about things like her interests etc, should fall asleep then or it'll make it run towards the axe...
2006-12-23 09:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by Fu Manchu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Just be glad that the turkey cannot fly. You might try the gun. Good luck.
2006-12-23 07:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It shows Mr.Turkey is in good mental health condition.
2006-12-23 12:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by lateine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with wouldnt u and then i thought maybe you should seek help for posting it to mental health.and yep id go with the gun.
2006-12-23 18:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by mentalzan2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12 gauge pump-action shot gun will slow it right down!
2006-12-23 07:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by foggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋