All categories - 22 December 2006

Don't go to the bathroom on December 28th.!
>>
>>CIA intelligence reports that a major attack plot is planned for that
day.
>>
>>Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an
>>alligator.
>>
>>Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to
rise
>>up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them on the
***
>>when they are doing their business.
>>
>>I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a
>>reliable source.......
>>
>>It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
whose
>>brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys
>>hotdogs from and this guy knows a shoeshine guy who shines the
shoes of
>>a mail room worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells
>>drugs to another mail room worker who works in the CIA building.
>>
>>He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about
alligators
>>and came to the conclusion that we're going to be attacked.
>>
>>So it must be true!!
>>
>>Pass this on to all on your mail list and you'll be thanked by them
for
>>saving their asses!!

2006-12-22 03:48:01 · 7 answers · asked by Beth B 5 in Jokes & Riddles

how do u get regular xbox games 2 play on the 360, isn't there sum kind of sign on the xbox case?

2006-12-22 03:47:59 · 5 answers · asked by ms_curious 1 in Games & Gear

2006-12-22 03:47:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

2006-12-22 03:47:55 · 7 answers · asked by Snowshoe 3 in Politics

in the world these years...( 2000+++)

2006-12-22 03:47:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

There is absolutly no way i can put my name on it, so don't suggest i do

2006-12-22 03:47:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Me yesterday bcuz I found them in an old box filled with old memories from when I was little.

2006-12-22 03:47:43 · 16 answers · asked by rogue_roque 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 03:47:39 · 29 answers · asked by orient princess 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is this harmful? How do I know whether or not she'll be ok?

2006-12-22 03:47:38 · 9 answers · asked by millatorch 2 in Cats

2006-12-22 03:47:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 03:47:15 · 11 answers · asked by REDDAHLIA 1 in Fashion & Accessories

christmas time im looking to buy some as gifts

2006-12-22 03:47:10 · 21 answers · asked by Edwin P 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-22 03:47:03 · 3 answers · asked by x0x0x_lauren_luvs_u 2 in Other - Health

who will it be?

2006-12-22 03:47:02 · 23 answers · asked by littleash1227 2 in UEFA Champions League

I wanted a film on DVD or video but can't find it in stores, libraries or on relevant websites

2006-12-22 03:46:50 · 2 answers · asked by jay58 1 in Internet

2006-12-22 03:46:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Inside my chest beats the heart of a poet,
Though from the exterior you wouldn't know it.
To see life through my eyes with pen in hand,
Love slips through my fingers like grains of sand.

Now deeply scarred by life's many heartbreaks,
I think I've finally learned from my foolish mistakes:
What is seen by the eye may not be felt by the heart,
Not on my behalf, but on another's part.

Oh, but if it were the other way around,
And love given freely was found,
Easily winning someone's heart
Then it would have been better from the start.

Not to be seen at only face value,
But to be loved for some valiant virtue.
Clouds of doubt and fear and dread
Ran like wild horses through my head.

To think that someone so lovely and kind
Might've driven me to madness, out of my mind.
So, now I've been taught, and it's a lesson learned,
But from this no diploma or degree has been earned.

I had a good teacher, and she taught me well.
Nevermore shall I have poems to write for her, or tales to tell.

2006-12-22 03:46:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 03:46:40 · 5 answers · asked by missabbaleigh 1 in Video & Online Games

Come on, tell me you wouldn't have just stolen lunch money from people like Kerry and Reed when you were a kid!

What the heck happened to you?

2006-12-22 03:46:33 · 6 answers · asked by Curt 4 in Politics

I know there isn't an active draft and I also know that you must register at age 18. At what age is the cut off?

2006-12-22 03:46:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

it's for a xmas card.

2006-12-22 03:46:26 · 10 answers · asked by ralph w 1 in Languages

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061222/ap_on_go_co/ellison_quran

2006-12-22 03:46:24 · 7 answers · asked by Quantrill 7 in Religion & Spirituality

We are going tomorrow, want to make sure the road is open. It's about an hour and a half north of Santa Rosa, CA. Anyone know if it has another name or anything?

2006-12-22 03:46:17 · 3 answers · asked by feather 2 in Motorcycles

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
>>Association about women and how they feel about their asses.
>> The results are pretty interesting:
>>
>> 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their *** is too big.
>>
>>
>> 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *** is too small.
>>
>>
>> 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a
good
>>man and they would have married him anyway.

2006-12-22 03:46:15 · 25 answers · asked by Beth B 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-22 03:46:14 · 5 answers · asked by jammycaketin 4 in Languages

2006-12-22 03:46:10 · 11 answers · asked by Amanda C 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-12-22 03:46:08 · 18 answers · asked by urbanrt 3 in Geography

48 yo female I would like 36DD breasts how can I do it without surgery?

2006-12-22 03:46:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health