Don't go to the bathroom on December 28th.!
>>
>>CIA intelligence reports that a major attack plot is planned for that
day.
>>
>>Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an
>>alligator.
>>
>>Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to
rise
>>up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them on the
***
>>when they are doing their business.
>>
>>I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a
>>reliable source.......
>>
>>It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
whose
>>brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys
>>hotdogs from and this guy knows a shoeshine guy who shines the
shoes of
>>a mail room worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells
>>drugs to another mail room worker who works in the CIA building.
>>
>>He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about
alligators
>>and came to the conclusion that we're going to be attacked.
>>
>>So it must be true!!
>>
>>Pass this on to all on your mail list and you'll be thanked by them
for
>>saving their asses!!
2006-12-22 03:48:01 · 7 answers · asked by Beth B 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got this as an email wow chill people
2006-12-22 03:57:51 · update #1
Hahaha :P
2006-12-22 03:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the people who were stabbed - the dad hasn't gone to the game but is staying in his hotel room - the other man who was stabbed got a bit of a kicking too but has made it to the stadium We know these are not the majority of supporters and greetings to the Napoli fans who've posted on here. THe Italian press before the game appear not to have been very helpful announcing the arrival of "a thousand of the most violent hooligans" when actually violence is very rare amongst Liverpool fans - the Heysel disaster excepted - and Aces - that was significantly our fault though not solely. We understand you are bringing a big contingent to Liverpool - dont worry everything will be fine as long as you behave yourselves
2016-05-23 15:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We scheduled to camp on 28th. The camping is near a forest and we are thinking on "make our business" under the trees, like the pilgrims. Do you think (could you ask your friend about) we (and our asses) will be safe?
2006-12-23 22:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Apolo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will hold it all in a jar...Which address can I use to send it to you?
2006-12-22 03:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Kier22_2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
who sits around and makes up these things?
2006-12-22 03:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Oh man !!!!! Are you sure!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-22 05:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D
2006-12-22 04:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋