All categories - 18 December 2006

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "f--k and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy S--t! A talking chicken!'"

2006-12-18 04:31:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 04:31:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-18 04:31:06 · 3 answers · asked by jambabe 1 in Family

there is a song tha goes " dont turn your back on me i wont be ignored." well i think its but linkin park and i wanted to know the name of the song.

2006-12-18 04:31:06 · 5 answers · asked by samlamma 1 in Music

2006-12-18 04:31:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-18 04:31:03 · 5 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-18 04:31:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dislike the way games are produced and edited whenever Farve plays. The entire game becomes about Farve. Does the NFL put out a memo that it is forbidden to be critical of this burnout? All he does is LOSE games and throw interceptions and the announcers will not stop yammering on and on about the time his dad died and his wife....blah blah blah.

Brett won ONE SB! Thats it.

2006-12-18 04:30:59 · 26 answers · asked by Old Money 3 in Football (American)

I have tried all the supermarkets and specialist shops but to no avail

2006-12-18 04:30:54 · 7 answers · asked by Kris B 2 in Other - Food & Drink

I asked God to take away my habit
God said No!
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give up
I asked God to grant me patience
God said No!
Patience is a by product of tribulation, it isn't granted, it's learned
I asked God to give me happiness
God said No!
I give you blessings, happiness is up to you
I asked God to spare my pain
God said No!
Suffering draws you apart from worldy cares, and brings you close to me
I asked God to make my spirit grow
God said No!
You must grow on your own, but I wil prune you to make you fruitful
I asked God for all things that I may enjoy life
God said No!
I will give you life so that you may enjoy all things
I asked God to help me love others
God said...Ahh finally you have the idea
the day is yours, don't throw it away?

2006-12-18 04:30:53 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

So about a month ago, around thanksgiving, my boyfriend and I broke up. He started dating someone else and continued telling me that he loved me and wanted to be with me. Well soon after , he broke up with him and wanted to fix things between us. Well I had met someone and began to start liking this person. Well, the person I liked and my ex got together and went to a movie, lied to my face, and then are now saying they want to fix things. I am at a loss of what to do, can you please help?

2006-12-18 04:30:52 · 10 answers · asked by jdawgboothe 1 in Singles & Dating

Assuming my date of departure from Mumbai is 29.01.06

2006-12-18 04:30:52 · 5 answers · asked by Giri 1 in Rail

I mean why wait so long to make another rocky?

2006-12-18 04:30:43 · 19 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Movies

This country is doing pretty well, but I am afraid that if we get a Democrat elected for President in 2008, we will flee from the Middle East and leave ourselves open to further terrorist attacks.

For the safety of our nation, I would like to ask my congressman to propose an amendment to the constitution allowing a President to run for more than 2 terms. I know this used to not be a law, but it needs to change, and fast.

How hard would it be to get a constitutional amendment on ANYTHING passed?

George W. has kept us safe for 5 years, I say we let him continue until 2012.

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

2006-12-18 04:30:37 · 9 answers · asked by i hate hippies but love my Jesus 4 in Government

2006-12-18 04:30:35 · 9 answers · asked by D S 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

It is in the syllabus of electrical engineering.

2006-12-18 04:30:30 · 2 answers · asked by tarun_maths 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Everything you do has a selfish intent, whether you consciously realize it or not. For example, if you do good toward others, it's because you could feel good yourself (or at least not feel guilty). So, what could you do that is a COMPLETELY selfless act?

2006-12-18 04:30:26 · 11 answers · asked by alielyassi 1 in Philosophy

2006-12-18 04:30:25 · 6 answers · asked by spyderalley 2 in Allergies

2006-12-18 04:29:57 · 24 answers · asked by hichefheidi 6 in Politics

2006-12-18 04:29:57 · 9 answers · asked by Raymond 2 in Physics

I bought some biotin vitamins at Akin's yesterday because I heard they really work. I got 60 vitamins that are 500 mg not micrograms. Anyone out there ever taken them? If so...results?

2006-12-18 04:29:56 · 2 answers · asked by ParisLynn16 3 in Diet & Fitness

2006-12-18 04:29:55 · 10 answers · asked by Keven H 1 in Friends

2006-12-18 04:29:44 · 7 answers · asked by Molly F 2 in Music & Music Players

hey all do you know of any other free music downloads sites other than limewire as i have been trying to find these songs for ages and can't find them anywhere.thanks.

2006-12-18 04:29:41 · 7 answers · asked by Jessica D 1 in Software

I have a Kodiak Skamper hybrid

2006-12-18 04:29:37 · 6 answers · asked by cookiemonsterlisa 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

If Hitler or Stalin were alive today, right infront of you, would you support their death of penatly? Before you voice your opinion, let me voice mine - I don't support it. Not because I feel sorry for Hitler or Stalin, but think about it, does revenge ever bring anything good? Let's say we shoot Hitler/Stalin, do we get a better world? No. Do those dead arise? No. Do we protect ourselves from future dictators? No. So whats the point? Vengeance? Mind I remind you that because of vengeance hunderds of people die in Palestine? Using the same philosophy death-penalty supporters use, which is "When someone kills someone innocent, he should be killed". Dont the shiites and sunnites use the same philosophy? Take for an example the killing of shiite colonel's 3 children. The chain of revenge will start and since each side stands on revenging the other, the conflict will never end. Same thing is applied to death-penalty for me. I'd never endorse using the same princles as those who are judged

2006-12-18 04:29:36 · 8 answers · asked by Neo 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-18 04:29:30 · 6 answers · asked by raw19896 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have heard a song with the words "dont wanna have to go to rehab" does anyone know what its called?

2006-12-18 04:29:27 · 11 answers · asked by x_jelliebean_x 1 in Music