Is it OK to cheat on your wife if she demeans you and your favorite hobby? My wife is constantly calling me a loser just because I like Jar Jar Binks and am having trouble getting a job. She thinks she is so great because she is a lawyer and makes a lot of money. I like to wear a jar jar costume and go around town. I go into stores and dance around, knocking merchandise on the floor. I dance in front of cars so they can't move and the drivers get mad. I knock on houses and when they answer I scream in their faces and try to push my way in to smash their things. I like to entertain people and spread Jar Jar awareness. I believe that is more important then making money. She yells at me all the time. I asked if we could include the Jar Jar costume in our lovemaking and she flipped out. I really want to try this, so I am think about going to a prostitute. The problem is that I really don't have any money to pay the prostitute, as I spend it all on Jar Jar collectables. I can't ask my wife!
2006-12-17
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