Is it OK to cheat on your wife if she demeans you and your favorite hobby? My wife is constantly calling me a loser just because I like Jar Jar Binks and am having trouble getting a job. She thinks she is so great because she is a lawyer and makes a lot of money. I like to wear a jar jar costume and go around town. I go into stores and dance around, knocking merchandise on the floor. I dance in front of cars so they can't move and the drivers get mad. I knock on houses and when they answer I scream in their faces and try to push my way in to smash their things. I like to entertain people and spread Jar Jar awareness. I believe that is more important then making money. She yells at me all the time. I asked if we could include the Jar Jar costume in our lovemaking and she flipped out. I really want to try this, so I am think about going to a prostitute. The problem is that I really don't have any money to pay the prostitute, as I spend it all on Jar Jar collectables. I can't ask my wife!
2006-12-17 06:53:34 · 16 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your wife is ridiculous. She should embrace your love for Jar Jar. You should just leave her for a woman who does. Try a Star Wars convention, wear your costume. You'll walk into the room and the first thing you'll see is another woman with a Jar Jar costume. Your eyes will meet, and it'll be love at first sight. You'll get married and run away. You'll pool your savings to buy better Jar Jar collectibles. You'll include both your Jar Jar costumes in lovemaking. You'll spread Jar Jar awareness together. The world might hate you...but you'll have each other.
2006-12-17 06:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by Dumblydore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sick. Ur Wife should demean u I think that is the most retarded thing ever. If you came in my home and knock my **** over I would knock Ur *** out...get a better hobby dude that's dumb. Ur wife should be cheating on you. And a prostitute..dude do u wanna catch AIDS?
2006-12-17 14:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by violet83 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think your wife should file for divorce and leave your deadbeat butt on the streets, i hope you dont have any kids, your priorities are way off of where they should be, im surprised that she hasnt left you yet, if i were her i'd have done kicked you out and found someone that is more of a man than you are. She obviously deserves better than you, i feel sorry for her, but even worse i feel sorry for you for being so pathetic...GROW UP DUDE, GET OFF YOUR *** AND GET A DAMN JOB AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF, QUIT MAKING YOUR WIFE SUPPORT YOUR LAME ***!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-17 14:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by do_sctc145 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say their is a time and a place for everything, find a job and help out your wife.
2006-12-17 14:57:02 · answer #4 · answered by This is just my opinion! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you a GREEN light ....go ahead and cheat on her, he, he, he, he. but make sure that you wear that Jar Jar costume while cheating on her. it'll be fun, fun, fun.
don't forget to let us know about the outcome
2006-12-17 14:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by schuschtermat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You seem really bored today. Huh?? LOL Good luck in your marriage
2006-12-17 15:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u need help. seriously. and ur wife is rite. get a job. u r a loser. how did she marry you?
2006-12-17 14:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by beachangel2011 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow. you dont have it bad, your wife does. what you are doing is totally pathetic!
do not cheat on her you should be thankful she gives the time of day. your stupid.
2006-12-17 14:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy.....she gave you a reason huh?....not i bet you were waiting for the first thing that gave you a reason to cheat....it's wrong...plain wrong.
2006-12-17 14:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't even have to read the whole question to know that you don't deserve to be married.....at all.....divorce is something you should look into...definitely....
2006-12-17 14:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋