2006-12-17 06:53:08 · 3 answers · asked by papadan25 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between
a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor
a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach
these young boys when they visit your post?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers !
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one ... are you?
2006-12-17 07:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Weird Al Yankovic
It's All About the Pentiums
2006-12-17 15:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im just waiting to hear it..
2006-12-17 14:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋