I am being harrased by the official of my town, and the police department. They don't approve of my life choice. I have decided that I want to live my live as Jar Jar Binks. I had a very accurate and very expensive costume made. I wear the costume all the time, and I even entertain the people of my town with dances and singing. The first attack on my rights came when the police said I could not wear my mask when driving! Often, I entertain people by going into a store, dancing, and throwing things from the shelf around, then the police said I couldn't so that! That I would damage merchandise! Like you can damage a bag of potato chips by tossing it around? One cop even had the nerve to say to me 'Your 30 years old, why don't you get a job?' I also enjoy putting on my Jar Jar costume, going into the town hall and walking into meetings and dancing. The cops through me out! Then I stood in the middle of the road, dancing and screaming and holding up traffic for miles! the cops arrested me!
2006-12-17
06:58:21
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