I am being harrased by the official of my town, and the police department. They don't approve of my life choice. I have decided that I want to live my live as Jar Jar Binks. I had a very accurate and very expensive costume made. I wear the costume all the time, and I even entertain the people of my town with dances and singing. The first attack on my rights came when the police said I could not wear my mask when driving! Often, I entertain people by going into a store, dancing, and throwing things from the shelf around, then the police said I couldn't so that! That I would damage merchandise! Like you can damage a bag of potato chips by tossing it around? One cop even had the nerve to say to me 'Your 30 years old, why don't you get a job?' I also enjoy putting on my Jar Jar costume, going into the town hall and walking into meetings and dancing. The cops through me out! Then I stood in the middle of the road, dancing and screaming and holding up traffic for miles! the cops arrested me!
2006-12-17 06:58:21 · 4 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
maybe you should pay a visit to the governor and tell him how you are being harrassed? lol you're funny
2006-12-17 07:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear jar jar, after studying your question, I have come to the conclusion, that you have very valid reasons for suing your city.
first of all, wearing the mask, it is not against the law, more and more Muslim women are wearing their masks, second,you have a very valid claim with the potato chips, how can they ever prove you damaged them, and how many chips did you damage, thirdly,about getting a job, they are trying to prevent you from doing the only job you really like and are good at, and lastly when they throw you out of city hall meetings, they are preventing you from exercising your rights as a solid citizen trying to attend city council meetings, all and each one very valid reasons for suing city hall, and the police department.
2006-12-17 07:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go tell the nearest storm-trooper! lol
2006-12-17 07:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by Road 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you'll just have to win them over lol
2006-12-17 07:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋