An atheist complained to a friend, "Christians have their special
holidays, such as Christmas and Easter; and Jewish folks hasPassover and Yom Kippur. EVERY religion has its holidays. But we atheists," he said, "have no recognized holidays. It's unfair discrimination."
His friend replied, "Well...Why don't you celebrate April 1st?"
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, till the end: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed "but deliver us "but deliver us some e-mail"
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