An atheist complained to a friend, "Christians have their special
holidays, such as Christmas and Easter; and Jewish folks hasPassover and Yom Kippur. EVERY religion has its holidays. But we atheists," he said, "have no recognized holidays. It's unfair discrimination."
His friend replied, "Well...Why don't you celebrate April 1st?"
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, till the end: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed "but deliver us "but deliver us some e-mail"
2006-12-14 22:41:23 · 30 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all three were really funny 30 points to you, 10 for each one. lol
2006-12-16 19:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-15 06:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read all ur jokes.
u r good on jokinf
tell me do u have a big book of jokes?
well add me in ur fan's list i really laugh u have all kind of joke with u.
good keep up the laugh work
10/10
2006-12-15 07:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Sunday School teacher was explaining that no one knew what God's name was. Little Johnny immediately protested, "I know what God's name is!" "Well Johnny," replied the teacher, "How do you know God's name?" " It's in that prayer we say every Sunday," explained Johnny. "You know: Our Father, which art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name!".
2006-12-15 06:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
also u celebrate 1 apr
2006-12-21 02:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by §u सू §h ANTशां त 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the third one. The first two I didn't really get.
2006-12-15 07:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-12-15 08:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya u r really a big joker
i must say
oh no need to say thanx
2006-12-16 08:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by suru 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simply superb
10/10
2006-12-15 06:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by hulchul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boaster 2 jack 'he's got the brains of an idiot'.... the third one said 'thats not fair jack, give em back...
2006-12-15 07:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by tj 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋