A man in a bar notices a guy who had a few too many. He was slumpped over the table & struggling to move around. He asked around if anyone was with him & who he was. The bar tender said he lives nearby.
The man was able to get the address from the drunk so he could get a cab to get him home. The man was so drunk, he couldnt even get him to stand up and walk. He would try to get him up & he would just fall down. So eventually, he just carried him to the cab & rode with him to get him home.
As he got to the mans house, he again tried to get him to walk to the door & could not. He just fell & fell. So he carried him up to his door & being that the drunk man lost his keys, he knocked on the door. Moments later, it was opened by the drunks wife. Happy to see him ok & someone helped him she says, "Thank you so much for helping him come home, but, where is his wheelchair?"
2006-12-11
07:47:53
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