A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50 Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to
an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well, wash your f--king hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
2006-12-11 07:47:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your good at this Joke telling thing, all of your material is Hilarious, LMAO several times today....Thanks!!
2006-12-11 08:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny! LOL
But i would have walked out of that place as soon as I saw the sign.
2006-12-11 15:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by Christian G 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Excellent! That's very rae though....I mean a guy with common sense omg!!
2006-12-11 16:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie and just okie
2006-12-11 16:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have u heared the oneabout the pianist who cant stop swearing?
2006-12-11 15:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO Several times over. Thanks so much for a somewhat dirty, yet none the less very clean joke!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-11 15:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was she just keeping her hand in ? haha
2006-12-11 16:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO this was great ty for the post.
2006-12-11 15:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by 5thcolumn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that one
2006-12-11 15:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by bow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your jokes....there are funny
2006-12-11 16:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋