All categories - 8 December 2006

Let me explain. We're preggers and have had the scan. The missus said she wants a surprise, but I know she actually wants a girl, so I popped back into the doc's office and asked. Turns out it will be a lad.

So I've hatched a plan. Since we'll be in a hospital anyway, I'll lop his meat and two veg off as soon as he comes out and go: "it's a girl!"

Then I'll leg it off with the sprogg to the plastic surgery department and scream, "There's something wrong with my baby's c'unt!" The surgeons will make a plastic fanny and no one will be any the wiser for a few years... which gives me time to score some hormones to slip into it's food when it gets older so it can grow titties and stuff.

But how do I distract attention from the fact I'm mutilating our newborn son when the moment of opportunity arrives?

Could I pretend to have converted to a religion that's into circumsion and pretend that's what I'm up to, or can you help with a better plan?

2006-12-08 00:59:49 · 25 answers · asked by dr.twaticus 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Crunk Music or Rock???and y?

2006-12-08 00:59:49 · 9 answers · asked by sweetjan20 1 in Music

i have a 3 yr old and have up until this xmas, been debating over whether it is right to be lying to my child by teaching him about santa. i want him to have the magical experience of xmas that children love, but find i have to almost physically force myself to talk about it with him. it saddens me to see his all trusting face as i talk to him aobut it all.
what have you all felt about it?

2006-12-08 00:59:44 · 15 answers · asked by noodle 3 in Parenting

i wrote several software programs and would now like to secure them before I sell them. must it be patented or just copyright?

2006-12-08 00:59:44 · 6 answers · asked by wade henkel 1 in Programming & Design

can someone help mem with how to find the sales tax or discount that someone gave the item. (i.e) original:322 people
New:299 people
What would the percent of change be?

2006-12-08 00:59:21 · 10 answers · asked by mekeiferp3 1 in Mathematics

2006-12-08 00:59:21 · 14 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 00:59:19 · 29 answers · asked by Fox Hunter 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-08 00:59:12 · 2 answers · asked by Iris 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Yes, modeled after the infamous, do you know where your squid is... lol kisses to the faerie!

2006-12-08 00:59:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any gals will consider posing sexily in one piece swimsuit for us$100 for an hour? It is worth considering? why?

2006-12-08 00:59:04 · 7 answers · asked by robliv16 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

Hi,

I'm an Erasmus student.
I'm currently studying in the UK,
I'll be studying for a short period at the Artistotle University of Thessaliniki from 10 January until 31 March 2007.
I'm looking for any type of accommodation, sharing a flat with other Erasmus students, or at a host family, or any suggestion you may have.

If you live in Thessaloniki, your help/tips are appreciated.

I have already checked many websites and forums, and apparently it's very difficult to find a room at this time.

Any suggestions?

Thanks very much in advance.

2006-12-08 00:59:02 · 3 answers · asked by A 2 in Greece

2006-12-08 00:58:58 · 10 answers · asked by lil_angel 4 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

okay, so my best friend is my schools exchange student, and she went back to germany last summer. and since she left i'd been hanging out with her boyfriend, (he's also my friend) and once when we were hanging out he kissed me. he told me to keep it a secret, but i had to tell her cause i felt pretty horrible. he broke up with her before school started and him and myself haven't talked for a few months. Then last week he randomly texted me and asked if i'd go to his school dance with him, as friends, cause he didn't have a date. i would have said yes but i had to work so i couldn't go. But i've had feelings for him for quite a while and my friend said that she's over him. so i was thinking about asking him to go to prom with me if i can't find anyone else. (he asked me last summer if i'd go with him and i said yes) because i know how i feel about him, but i don't know if he cares about me. he's not the type of guy that shows his emotions too readily. what should i do?

2006-12-08 00:58:56 · 2 answers · asked by Banana 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-08 00:58:35 · 3 answers · asked by spiderman_5151 1 in Military

I love George Strat He is so hot Im in love with him and jesse mccartney

2006-12-08 00:58:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-08 00:58:31 · 10 answers · asked by roland 2 in Religion & Spirituality

For some odd reason, the transmission doesn t have an idea to shift .

2006-12-08 00:58:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

Help! I was driving my 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited and the heat suddenly SHUT OFF! I was going about 35 MPH. The car has 87,000 miles on it. The air won't work at all. No AC, no heat, not on low, not on high. If you stick your hand directly on top of the vent you can feel a SOFT breeze of warm air. Jeep Dealer wanted to charge $70 to run a diagnostic check on the car, but if it's just a fuse I'd rather do it myself. Has anyone else ever had this problem? It's 15 degrees out and snowing... great time to not have heat!

2006-12-08 00:58:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

So I check my bank account online to see how much my check was for & somehow it was deposited twice!

After each transaction there is a number, except for the checks that I write. For example when the last electronic payment came out for my cell the # after was 302103. Well, both depostis for the paycheck have the same # after them...302108. How is that?

Whos error was it? Do you think they will catch it? Should I hurry up & spend it?

Ive never heard of this happening....

2006-12-08 00:58:17 · 12 answers · asked by MANDEE 3 in Personal Finance

suppose i have to develop "courier management system" so what might be the cutoff-features ? what are operational requirements of this softwares

2006-12-08 00:58:13 · 1 answers · asked by nizam_cl 1 in Software

whats wrong with me? whenever i sit in the tube or bus i day dream about my guy or something when one of my relative or friend sitting next to me talks about anything i just feel disturb and i dont reply but just listen and wait for them to shutup..what exactly is this..it also happens when i am dressing up and my aunt calls me for something that is not neccessary and i usually end up getting irratated

2006-12-08 00:58:10 · 30 answers · asked by Yasmin 3 in Psychology

My boyfriend had another girls e-mail address in his wallet. I got a phone call at work telling me that he talks to her, I confronted him & he denied knowing her. The e-mail address in his wallet disappeared the next day. Is he hiding something, can I ever trust him again? We've been going out for a year & I do love him, but is it over? I haven't asked him about the address disappearing yet, should I, please help!

2006-12-08 00:58:09 · 16 answers · asked by Debi 1 in Singles & Dating

I lost mine.

2006-12-08 00:58:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-08 00:58:03 · 2 answers · asked by Pika Hime Chan 2 in Other - Education

2006-12-08 00:58:03 · 9 answers · asked by vaishnavi 1 in Philosophy

2006-12-08 00:58:00 · 17 answers · asked by Candy 2 in Fashion & Accessories

i am curently typing this guestion from a school computer.i need to get info on polar bears.plz give me a link or info

2006-12-08 00:57:50 · 5 answers · asked by Dino M 1 in Homework Help

I've got a popcorn maker, but it makes plain boring popcorn. How do I add sugar or salt to make it like the popcorn you get at the cinema?

2006-12-08 00:57:49 · 24 answers · asked by stewart d 1 in Other - Food & Drink

My Brother is already there and I can't fly over due to my job, he will be there for a long time and they miss each other.

2006-12-08 00:57:46 · 3 answers · asked by wonderdog 1 in Dogs

Osh!...we're living on planet earth of million years old, while the oldest civilization found about 4000 years ago (absolutely young compared to the age of this universe). so, while we're not YET exist in this world, many things happened, right? Then, when we are NO LONGER exist million years ahead, do you think there will be a new entity living on this earth? And, bonus question: do you think there are similar worlds as our 'known world' out there; spread unevenly beneath galaxies? Thanks for answering these silly questions...

2006-12-08 00:57:44 · 3 answers · asked by Biondi 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology