All categories - 8 December 2006

I just wanna say in advance, I'm not trying to be offensive or Anti-Christ or something... IN FACT, I'M CATHOLIC!!! I just thought you might want a good laugh... Enjoy!

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One day, Jesus brought his apostles to a place in Galilee. He said to them, "Get a big stone." Everyone got a big stone except Judas. He got a pebble. Jesus said, "I'll make this your food. Now go get a small rock." irritated, Judas got a huge stone while everyone else got a pebble. Then Jesus said, "Throw it as far as you can. I'll make that your land. Now go get two rocks." Some people got two big rocks, some people got two small rocks, and some people got two rocks sized just right. But Judas was extremely annoyed and got one big rock and one small rock. Then Jesus said "I'll make those your balls." :)

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Again, I'm not trying to offend anyone. I just thought you might want a good laugh...

2006-12-08 23:14:45 · 9 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

should i stop my relationship with him? we started on internet from two sides of world cuz of him i stoped with my ex bf , ignore others . but recently got tight, and he said cuz no more fight till we are completely together stop till he come and take me with him . but i dont know if he is trying to get rid or not, i love him even more than befor that now we dont talk. dont want make mistake . wht to do?

2006-12-08 23:14:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The George W Bush war in Iraq was premeditated and unprovoked. All his reasons for going to war were lies. Many young American are still getting killed for unpatriotic reasons except those that serves the ego of Bush and his cohorts. Many more Iraqis children, women and civilian are getting killed when Bush & Co toppled Sadam. Sadam is now being accuse of crimes against humanity in a tramped up court even if assuming indeed he had some people killed. What do you think?

2006-12-08 23:14:08 · 9 answers · asked by C L M 1 in Politics

the cuticle oils sold at manicure bars are pricey and am pretty broke this time of the year.

2006-12-08 23:14:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-12-08 23:13:56 · 8 answers · asked by shabana z 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-08 23:13:54 · 8 answers · asked by . 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I am in love with a girl for four months. And I am sure that I am in love with her truly and intensely. And I cant imagine a life without her. I am dying without her. We met twice each other. And I proposed her through phone. When I was a friend she told me that I am very nice. But after proposing she told me that she hates me. I cant understan her. She is really a nice girl. She likes me a lot. But I dont know why she is avoiding me. And she is not love with any other guy also. I need her. I wanna marry her. Please just say me that what can I do or What can I say to get her love. How should I behave with her?

2006-12-08 23:13:46 · 14 answers · asked by Danndy 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-08 23:13:30 · 8 answers · asked by hammer 2 in Software

I have a fear. Please help me find out!

2006-12-08 23:13:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

okay if my period started on the 1st, and ended on the morning of the 7th, when would i need to have sex to better my chances of getting pregnant????

2006-12-08 23:13:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i usually don't like the LA Times...but this article was pretty good...
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-ibrahim5dec05,0,5108432.story?coll=la-opinion-rightrail

2006-12-08 23:13:12 · 6 answers · asked by turntable 6 in Politics

2006-12-08 23:13:07 · 2 answers · asked by rjhamuk 2 in Music

My husband seems to think that girls don't like Criss Angel and that Nigel Barker is gay....hmmmm I think he's just jealous. I just wanted to prove to him that I'm not the only one that thinks so.

2006-12-08 23:12:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Hi, I am currently in the middle of writing a story and I have no idea what to write next. I have had writer's block for about a month now. I really want to finish my story, so do you have any ideas about how to get over writer's block? Any suggestions would be very much appreciated.

Thanks a lot!

2006-12-08 23:12:50 · 7 answers · asked by Corrida 5 in Books & Authors

He has threatened me with a gun, he has accused me of being on drugs, he has threatened to beat me up

2006-12-08 23:12:34 · 7 answers · asked by georgia c 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-08 23:12:16 · 7 answers · asked by Greyboy's Ghost 2 in Mental Health

long and short term damage

2006-12-08 23:12:06 · 11 answers · asked by t007_boon 1 in Other - Health

2006-12-08 23:12:03 · 4 answers · asked by Tom Riddle 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Singapore, UK and other places. have been getting job offers from the same. the web addresses given in their communication are mostly non existant or basic spanish sites with little or no information. further to which they are asking for money. smells fishy anyone else been getting similar messages?

2006-12-08 23:11:51 · 4 answers · asked by meonearth 1 in Careers & Employment

*What 'binds' you to the gay scene? Friendship? Sex? Clubbing? wanting a 'boyfriend'?

*Have you met and stayed in contact with other gay men, made friends, despite there being no sexual attraction?

*How many of your current friends have you slept with when you first met them?

*How many of your 'flings' are you still in contact with and are you close to them today?

2006-12-08 23:11:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I've just bought a Toshiba Regza LCD TV and someone touched the screen two days ago. It left a greasy mark in the middle of the screen. I can't get rid of it. Toshiba say use a dry cloth - well that's not shifting it. Any tips?

2006-12-08 23:11:45 · 4 answers · asked by Ron 2 in TVs

2006-12-08 23:11:43 · 9 answers · asked by sahil 1 in Cricket

There are a couple of questions like this but nobody seems to be answering. Anyone know who the celebrety is? He won a gagging order on the angry cuckholded husband. He cant say a word even though the celebrity banged his wife....I am DYING to know who it was.

xxB

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Akm9R.t0HRMSWpW6jFo7C.IgBgx.?qid=20061207051335AAjjqOM

2006-12-08 23:11:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

it sez here that libras are indulgent of sex. is it true? please p-rove me i'm right or wrong and be nice to the question. if you ever felt offended, please correct me no foul words!

2006-12-08 23:11:38 · 17 answers · asked by ANONYMOUS 2 in Horoscopes

My internet connection is 2mb I can get onto yahoo ebay my email etc but there are some sites that wont load at all eg msn.com wayn.com This has me puzzled how is it that I can surf most sites fine but a few wont load at all

2006-12-08 23:11:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2006-12-08 23:11:33 · 7 answers · asked by him h 1 in Singles & Dating

Why does symbol of other elements in the periodic table do not relate to their name?

Ex:

Gold - Au
Mercury - Hg
Iron - Fe
Potassium - K, etc.

How did they get there corresponding symbols?

2006-12-08 23:11:24 · 11 answers · asked by totzzz_636 1 in Chemistry

2006-12-08 23:11:19 · 3 answers · asked by em 1 in Biology

be considered sexy? Cuz if someone's not (some) others bash them. And if someone doesn't have an attractive feature or features why try to belittle them for it. Soo much negative energy. I wonder how it benefits people to do that. They must find some benefit to it, otherwise they wouldn't? ~just curious cuz of some of the posts out there & what-not.

2006-12-08 23:11:17 · 4 answers · asked by Nocine 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

wot do u think of the new goalie?

2006-12-08 23:11:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Scottish Football