I just wanna say in advance, I'm not trying to be offensive or Anti-Christ or something... IN FACT, I'M CATHOLIC!!! I just thought you might want a good laugh... Enjoy!
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One day, Jesus brought his apostles to a place in Galilee. He said to them, "Get a big stone." Everyone got a big stone except Judas. He got a pebble. Jesus said, "I'll make this your food. Now go get a small rock." irritated, Judas got a huge stone while everyone else got a pebble. Then Jesus said, "Throw it as far as you can. I'll make that your land. Now go get two rocks." Some people got two big rocks, some people got two small rocks, and some people got two rocks sized just right. But Judas was extremely annoyed and got one big rock and one small rock. Then Jesus said "I'll make those your balls." :)
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Again, I'm not trying to offend anyone. I just thought you might want a good laugh...
2006-12-08 23:14:45 · 9 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First off I want to say I am truly, unimaginably offended.
BUT, that was extremely funny.....:P
2006-12-08 23:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Still Waiting For The Good Laugh Mate...
2006-12-09 07:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one, especially as I'm an atheist.
2006-12-09 09:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA HA very funny stupid! That is not funny and He betrayed him because that is what GOD predicted
2006-12-09 07:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by calieyecandy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
judas betrayed jesus because he was jealous.
2006-12-09 07:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by amir 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not offended but didnt find it funny
2006-12-09 07:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
for $$, simple as that.
2006-12-09 07:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by ☆The-Siren 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
.............
I don't see the fun in that.
2006-12-09 07:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by StormyWeather 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
;)
2006-12-09 07:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋