All categories - 7 December 2006

Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school

2006-12-07 23:53:51 · 22 answers · asked by cazmo 4 in Family

is the extraction of phenol from wastewater by supercritical carbon dioxide a method of liquid liquid extraction

2006-12-07 23:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by Dj O 1 in Engineering

particularly in relation to the UK. Is there any special specification of lighting recommended in developments to have the least impact on bats?

2006-12-07 23:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

I started my car this morning and let it run while I was gettng ready for work. I went out to leave and the temp gauge was in th red as far as it could go, so I popped the hood and the overflow still has adaquate water, but it was steaming really bad under the overflow and I cant figure out whats wrong. Any ideas?

2006-12-07 23:53:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

My friend was telling (more like scaring) me that swimming everyday is not good because the toxic (chlorine and other unidentified floating objects) in the pool will accumulate in your body. Because these chemicals can easily seeps in your body and gather in lungs, intestines, heart etc etc. And he went on telling stories like kids wee in public pools which really freaks me out.

Just want to know, is there any long term effect swimming two hours everyday? Like this toxic accumulating and stuff, is it true? I'm really worried as swimming is my ONLY favorite sport. Thx for the replies in advance..

2006-12-07 23:53:43 · 9 answers · asked by SSBCSS 1 in Swimming & Diving

whats the worst cover version of any song.........for me its got to be Joy Division "Love will tear us apart" torn apart by Paul young

2006-12-07 23:53:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

We bought some but we have 2 cats and on the packet it says it is extremely poisonous to cats. How much contact would the cats have to make for their lives to be in danger?
At most, they usually don't make any contact with the dog, but because our dogs bed is in the kitchen, when the cats come in the back door, they will very occasionaly rub round my dogs bed. Depending on how the dog is laying in her bed, the cats sometimes end up rubbing round her head.

i am worried about using it because i love my cats to bits and i need to know how vigilant i need to be.

Many thanks

2006-12-07 23:53:22 · 5 answers · asked by b17_fortress 2 in Dogs

2006-12-07 23:53:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

how can we know that our system is under virus attack or a trojen attack or we've been spying?
how can we detect that theres a keylogger in our system that spyies us?

2006-12-07 23:53:20 · 8 answers · asked by Matrix 1 in Security

2006-12-07 23:53:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

But i like to have free sex without condom. So how can i select a boy with out sextual disease with out asking him to go for a medical check up .

2006-12-07 23:53:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-07 23:53:04 · 77 answers · asked by ? 4 in Pregnancy

2006-12-07 23:53:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

People tell me, when u r 27 yrs old and married, yet the marriage is so boring, no outings, nothing special, everything is the same thing always, hubby not romantic at all, doesnt beleive in birthdays and valentine, has never bought you a gift, has never said i love u,

i feel bored, unappreciated and uloved, yet i meet people who are intruged by me and who wud love to date me, but i cannot do this coz i will be unfaithful to hubby.
is it bad to wonna feel liek going out with these people or?

2006-12-07 23:52:55 · 8 answers · asked by Essie 2 in Marriage & Divorce

i like blonde's alot but a brunette steals my heart every time

2006-12-07 23:52:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

give or receive?

2006-12-07 23:52:48 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm 25 and feel like my life is terribly boring. I go to work, come home and cook or watch tv, go to sleep and repeat. I feel like there is no time for anything because I spend it all at my job that I hate.

I'm half way to 30 and having some serious anxiety about my life right now. What do people in their 20's do for fun?

2006-12-07 23:52:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I believe their love can be saved. Who's with me?

2006-12-07 23:52:38 · 11 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

hey i would like to know if you don't get your period last month and you ended the last frist two days in that month dous it pass that month and i get it this ? just asking i really don't know . thank you*

2006-12-07 23:52:18 · 3 answers · asked by roxie 1 in Newborn & Baby

Mine are vile!

2006-12-07 23:52:15 · 11 answers · asked by Lau Lau 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I work in the finance department . I do accounts payable. The girl that does the billing lost my compay about a half million dollars in the last 3 years and it has just been discovered. She lost it by simply not following up on her billing. Now instead of losing her job, my boss is making changes in the dept.. She is putting an unexperienced biller in her place, I am moving to a job I applied for before and told I wasn't qualified for and the girl who messed up in the first place is taking my job. AND I have to train her. We are not happy and she acts like she is being rewarded. She shows no remorse and has not even thank us for saving her job. Now for the real question. There is another girl in the Department who is not really involved in this but is the main accounts Payable person and hates this girl she is going to have to start working with. How can I keep the first girl from blowing up when the second girl sets her up to do that? If she loses it 1 time she is gone. sorry so long

2006-12-07 23:52:07 · 6 answers · asked by grannypamrox 3 in Etiquette

It must be realistic!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-07 23:52:07 · 10 answers · asked by Ututin 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-07 23:52:05 · 13 answers · asked by Tom 1 in Singles & Dating

Can someone tell some parts in Romeo and Juliet where there is suspense...i need three examples

thank you and have a nice day

2006-12-07 23:51:54 · 4 answers · asked by Wii 1 in Homework Help

2006-12-07 23:51:53 · 9 answers · asked by Waineo G 1 in Singles & Dating

I just tried to buy three TVs for the new house at Circuit City. I bought the TVs on Thanksgiving and intended to pick them up instore with a UHAUL last Thursday Nov 30th. On Nov 27th I found the same package at Circuit City selling for 800 dollars less. I called and asked if they could price match for me and they said yes and to just print the page and bring it in store. To make a long story short. I went in the store and Circuit City manager told me he couldn't possibly come down 800 dollars even though I had the information printed out. They did not honor the guarantee and I made them refund what would have been about a 5000 dollar sale. I will never do business with Circuit City again.

If you are looking to buy any electronics around Christmas or for the New Year I would steer clear of them because of this. I ended up buying the rest of the stuff at Best Buy and Boscovs. Can someone tell me what I did wrong?

2006-12-07 23:51:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anthony Biondo 2 in Corporations

2006-12-07 23:51:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just think that against the GBS defense Smith is in for a good day. I don't know thats why I'm asking.

2006-12-07 23:51:44 · 6 answers · asked by junior m3792 1 in Fantasy Sports

I have an idea of starting a thematic monthly magazine that will deal with social and cultural issues. Does anyone have some experience and what should be the first steps in establishing it?

2006-12-07 23:51:40 · 1 answers · asked by Aurora 4 in Media & Journalism