Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school
2006-12-07 23:53:51 · 22 answers · asked by cazmo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
lol very funny
2006-12-08 00:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I recognise the doctors name, Dr Johansen, as a name that was in one of those pathetic e- mails we all get, sounds like a left over from guy fawkes night, lol.
2006-12-08 00:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by The Way 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO @ "burlap bag filled with leaves"
2006-12-08 01:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by marie 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You're not funny. There is nothing sadder than a truly seriously ill child, and to make fun of that situation is pathetic and offensive.
2006-12-07 23:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Kris 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
U should be ashame of urself. U should not joke over like that.
2006-12-08 01:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Actually this is an old email spoof that was sent all over the internet. Find something more recent.
2006-12-08 00:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by dumbassimmons 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Grow up
2006-12-08 00:10:17 · answer #7 · answered by myself_keeru 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
looks like someone has a lot of free time on their hands today.
2006-12-07 23:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well I agree with one thing - you're certainly a sick lilttle boy
2006-12-07 23:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by Leiani 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ok - very psycho. Doesn't even make sense!
2006-12-08 01:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha J 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What a crock!
2006-12-08 02:23:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋