All categories - 4 December 2006

I need to be able to get on myspace from school, so that i can talk to my friends, and the school blocked it and i would like to know some proxies that would work or something, please help!

2006-12-04 04:59:02 · 5 answers · asked by giantsareone 1 in Internet

• Q: What does PMS stand for?
A: Penis Must Suffer

• Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.

• I've invented a fly spray that doesn't kill flies; it makes them so sexually active, you can swat two at a time.

• If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

• Old chinese proverb says: Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.

• Doctor: Ur knees all blistered?
Lady: Coz of doggy style!
Doctor: Cant u do it any other style?
Lady: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!

• Wife, stark naked, stands on her head in bed.
Husband: What the hell are you doing?
Wife: I figured if you can't get it up, you could surely drop it in.

2006-12-04 04:59:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-04 04:58:50 · 5 answers · asked by katie32u 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Doesn't punish mean "to penalize", while disipline actually means "to maintain order or structure"?

2006-12-04 04:58:50 · 4 answers · asked by Windsor 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

I have a Treeing Walker Coonhound and she loves to bark and howl. I have been training her to only bark to alert us if there are people around, if she needs out....etc. She still barks at things like other dogs and cats, but now she listens when we give the Quiet command.

I have noticed in the last couple of days that her voice is sounding like she has laryngitis. It doesn't have that hearty bellowing howl that she used to have. I checked to make sure she doesn't have anything in her throat.

Usually I thought as a dog ages their voices get louder, not emptier. She never had that puppy yippy voice, we adopted her at 6 months.

2006-12-04 04:58:41 · 7 answers · asked by moobiemuffin 4 in Dogs

im in a relationship thats going through somethings, and i was curious as to whether or not we are a good match...we after i reviewed the answers, my spouse said he had a surprise for me, and it was a letter, two rings, and a print out of leo and pisces relationships. I didnt tell him i read the same thing. but do you think this is a sign! or just a coincidence?

2006-12-04 04:58:40 · 7 answers · asked by Jackeeeee 3 in Horoscopes

My ex still calls me and I called him. He invited me to his house on Friday, then on Sat. I called him that night. She seen I called and kept calling me leaving me voice mails that she wanted to talk to me. I stooped low once and called her back and let her have it. I don't want to go there again, it was low of him to let her keep calling me because he know I still love him and care. I don't want to be the one looking like an idiot in this situation. I never have talked to her or called her bad names until then she started calling me. Then he tells me to stop starting stuff. I'm confused she is the one calling me? How can I turn it around to them being the ones immature, I don't want to go as low as they did I want to try to be the better person?

2006-12-04 04:58:37 · 4 answers · asked by padros 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-04 04:58:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

or do you still want to be with him?

2006-12-04 04:58:28 · 11 answers · asked by Ellyn 5 in Marriage & Divorce

My wife and I have had a very rough year and we have almost called it quits several times this last few months. or at least she has almost ended it we have two beautiful girls my 4yr old step daugher, and 2 yr old biological daughter. my step daughters father is not in picture at all no problem there she has been my girl since before she turned 1. I am by my wifes words the best father any one could ask for. I think that may be the only reason she is still with me. I think she loves the father in me but not me anymore I have asked but never get a straight answer.

2006-12-04 04:58:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

if something stops instantly upon contact with another object, will the speed at which its travelling affect its stopping time?

2006-12-04 04:58:24 · 10 answers · asked by mezigi 2 in Physics

I high jump for track, how can I improve my height and form?

2006-12-04 04:58:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Running

I am on, I guess you can say a diet, I am eating very small portions staying away from fats starches, bad carbs etc. I like drinking wine though.

2006-12-04 04:58:05 · 19 answers · asked by Gladys G 1 in Diet & Fitness

like for instance if you get hit by a car and you are takin to a hospial

2006-12-04 04:57:58 · 5 answers · asked by rastapunketo 1 in Other - General Health Care

What are your favorite articles or sections in every magazine? Do you read it for the sex, celeb gossip, or fashion and beauty tips?

2006-12-04 04:57:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

so my son is 8 months old and i have been saying the father is unknown on everything. I don't want to give up his potential fathers name. I'm scared he will come hurt us if he found out about my son. but i recieve help from the state for my daycare and they have said they will end my daycare assistance unless I give them the name and whereabouts of the father. i don't even know where he is right now. are there any laws protecting us from this in wa state?

2006-12-04 04:57:57 · 7 answers · asked by thenoodle 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Prime Minister Tony Blair pledged Britain would keep its nuclear arsenal well into the 21st century on Monday, saying it would be unwise and dangerous for it to give up its deterrent unilaterally.

2006-12-04 04:57:53 · 24 answers · asked by Rainman 4 in Current Events

2006-12-04 04:57:49 · 33 answers · asked by sunshine_music_baby 1 in Music

Do you think that the Vatican institution severed itself from the Catholic church by signing the documents of Vatican ll?

2006-12-04 04:57:41 · 10 answers · asked by Sentinel 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Do you have to close your eyes? Do you have to kneel? Will a prayer not work if you speak it to god in a normal tone as though speaking with a friend? What if you pray over your food just by thinking it real fast? Are there good ways and bad ways to pray? What is the best?

2006-12-04 04:57:36 · 13 answers · asked by ayres_ryder 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-04 04:57:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-04 04:57:29 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

for chatting, sharing, loving. R U out there?

2006-12-04 04:57:23 · 10 answers · asked by missaprilflower 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Why or why not?

2006-12-04 04:57:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-04 04:56:52 · 7 answers · asked by AST 2 in Weddings

2006-12-04 04:56:47 · 6 answers · asked by mahesh m 1 in Makeup

from the USA in a few years. I am in college but once I get financially stable and a little more mature I would love to live overseas for a year or who knows maybe the rest of my life. My question is what all would I have to do to legally live there? I heard they won't allow me unless I marry someone over there. I also heard I would need a visa which would take several years to get. I'm confused lol...thank you so much!! Happy Holidays

2006-12-04 04:56:47 · 7 answers · asked by goldengirl 4 in Immigration

2006-12-04 04:56:46 · 5 answers · asked by Casey D 2 in Philosophy

Got your attention didnt I !!!

GE 30:37 Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted.

Why did the sheep become spotted?

2006-12-04 04:56:40 · 7 answers · asked by TROLL BOY 3 in Religion & Spirituality