• Q: What does PMS stand for?
A: Penis Must Suffer
• Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.
• I've invented a fly spray that doesn't kill flies; it makes them so sexually active, you can swat two at a time.
• If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.
• Old chinese proverb says: Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.
• Doctor: Ur knees all blistered?
Lady: Coz of doggy style!
Doctor: Cant u do it any other style?
Lady: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!
• Wife, stark naked, stands on her head in bed.
Husband: What the hell are you doing?
Wife: I figured if you can't get it up, you could surely drop it in.
2006-12-04 04:59:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks...:-)
2006-12-04 05:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes fit for a particular setup.
2006-12-04 13:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by khayum p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one.
2006-12-04 14:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by chilover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like all of them keep more jokes coming
2006-12-04 14:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhahhaha funny I like the last one and the chinese one :-)) Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-04 13:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Precious S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay those are very funny!
2006-12-04 13:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... very funny!!!
2006-12-04 13:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE
2006-12-04 13:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by helen m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋