All categories - 30 November 2006

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. A little boy puts his hand up and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

2006-11-30 21:31:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

you'll pay for this!

2006-11-30 21:31:26 · 12 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 21:31:20 · 6 answers · asked by Master 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I do not do cereals, and I am living in a hostel environment so it needs to be quick.

2006-11-30 21:30:18 · 11 answers · asked by zakiit 7 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-30 21:30:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

me and my partner are expscting our second chid but im feeling very stressed as we argue all the time!wat shall i do

2006-11-30 21:30:13 · 6 answers · asked by amy_cuddihy 1 in Family

2006-11-30 21:30:12 · 7 answers · asked by q8satan 1 in Wrestling

2006-11-30 21:30:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

I was thinking in terms of a space ship, couldn't liquid nitrogen be used as some form of fuel in use in a space ship? I wonder what kind of exhaust it would have. I figure, if it has a lot, it wouldn't be good, but if there is very little it may be great. Not sure. Would anybody know?

2006-11-30 21:29:59 · 5 answers · asked by HeyNowBrownCow 2 in Astronomy & Space

2006-11-30 21:29:53 · 19 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys

Well i am going to developed a website for e learning now in tht i try provide all the the capability of e learing but as an IT solution meanse all the topics and subjects are related to IT information technology so now i want to know is it ok tht i give name as e learning or i have to five IT solution or canu suggest name for my website tht properly describe my website......please as soon as possible because i need it urgently.........

2006-11-30 21:29:34 · 7 answers · asked by swapnil m 1 in Programming & Design

Will she be more likely to reply if my profile says I am in a relationship or single

Thanks

2006-11-30 21:29:34 · 18 answers · asked by zoomraker 1 in Singles & Dating

its a big mistery to me how the casinos operate,seems like only certain people when and at certain times of day the slots will start paying.

2006-11-30 21:29:25 · 8 answers · asked by big r 1 in Gambling

2006-11-30 21:29:22 · 5 answers · asked by NewAgeOldLook 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-30 21:28:57 · 20 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 21:28:55 · 3 answers · asked by John C 1 in Music

What happened, this was supposed to play out as planned. They srewed it. Now it will take another long plan. Dammit.

2006-11-30 21:28:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Okay, its a bit long but I am confuzzled by this:

Three ladies go into a restaurant. They order the same thing, sandwiches, cup of tea (yes they are british ladies) and a cream scone. When they have finished the waiter comes over and gives them a bill of £30. They each pay £10 and finish their tea. The waiter goes back to the cash register and realises he has over charged them. The actual bill comes to £25. He thinks for a minute and decides to pocket £2, as the three ladies couldn't divide the £5 change up equally. He returns to the table and gives them each £1 and apologises for his mistake.

(you with me so far) Here's where I am confused.

The ladies in effect paid £9 each (started off with £10 and got £1 back) and the waiter has £2. Where did the other pound go?

3 ladies x £9 = £27
Waiter £2

=£29.

2006-11-30 21:28:41 · 14 answers · asked by Liggy Lee 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 21:28:38 · 16 answers · asked by shelley l 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-30 21:28:28 · 14 answers · asked by Sammy 1 in Singles & Dating

I need it in south east london around camberwell.

2006-11-30 21:28:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-30 21:28:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Search Engine Optimization

English isn't my native language, and I'd like to know what "I'm pushing the odds" mean. How do you say it in other words?

"I don't know what to do, John.
I'm pushing the odds."

2006-11-30 21:27:54 · 9 answers · asked by ayakofeminine 2 in Languages

with all my heart i really really want to say sorry to her. after my behavior towards her. i love her. i just don't know how to say sorry. i'm scared.

2006-11-30 21:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Whats the difference between a poor 'marksman' and a constipated owl?





One shoots and can't hit, the other hoots and can't shhhh

2006-11-30 21:27:21 · 7 answers · asked by Boring Old Fart 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-30 21:26:52 · 3 answers · asked by leonie p 1 in Other - Electronics

I started noticing 2-3 new pimples on scalp weekly. I want them gone :)

2006-11-30 21:26:37 · 13 answers · asked by kazaams 1 in Hair

I was picking up my elderly mother from church and got an instant ticket. Should this have happened as I want to appeal. I left my car for about 3 mins. and left a note on car explaining what I was doing.

2006-11-30 21:26:20 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics