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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. A little boy puts his hand up and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

2006-11-30 21:31:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'

2006-11-30 21:31:44 · update #1

PS Read my other jokes if you have time.. Thanks =)

2006-11-30 21:45:51 · update #2

No, I didn't make it up. While someone was telling me, I figured it out lol..

2006-11-30 22:18:26 · update #3

8 answers

whoa... too much insult to the president...

hahahaha... thats very funny... thanks

2006-11-30 21:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by faz_94 2 · 1 1

Thats a pretty funny joke .Everyone knows that Bush is only a Bush.

Hey Everyone, just check on this.

Go to http://www.google.com and type "Failure" and click on the Google Search Button and also type the same word "Failure" and click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button to see the wonder. Unbelievable isnt it?

BYE - Imtiyaz G

2006-12-01 05:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1 0

naughty bush, silly billy

2006-12-01 05:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

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VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!

2006-12-01 05:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 1 0

did you make this joke up yourself ?

if you did it was funny.
even if you did not it still was funny.

2006-12-01 05:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by popo dean 5 · 1 0

not badmate keep em comin

2006-12-01 05:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 1 0

Even for a hardcore right wing Republican, that was darn funny. thanks for the laugh... much needed.

2006-12-01 05:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 1 0

that was great, thanks for the laugh

2006-12-01 05:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1 0

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