Whats the difference between a poor 'marksman' and a constipated owl?
One shoots and can't hit, the other hoots and can't shhhh
2006-11-30 21:27:21 · 7 answers · asked by Boring Old Fart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2006-11-30 21:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 13:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely
2006-12-01 05:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
short and sweet ha ha
2006-12-01 05:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one
2006-12-01 05:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but gold, glad you reminded me of that one, thanks 9 / 10
2006-12-05 05:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor..
2006-12-01 06:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋