The kindergartners were now in the first grade.Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten and to use more grown up words instead of babyish words.She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. The first little one said he went to see his nana.The teacher said "No,No,you went to see your grandmother.Use the grown up word." The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo choo.The teacher again said ,"No,No, you went for a trip on a train.Thats the grown up word." Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer.He proudly stated that he read a book.The teacher asked what book he had read.He Puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,"Winnie the sh1t."
2006-11-30
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