The kindergartners were now in the first grade.Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten and to use more grown up words instead of babyish words.She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. The first little one said he went to see his nana.The teacher said "No,No,you went to see your grandmother.Use the grown up word." The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo choo.The teacher again said ,"No,No, you went for a trip on a train.Thats the grown up word." Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer.He proudly stated that he read a book.The teacher asked what book he had read.He Puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,"Winnie the sh1t."
2006-11-30 23:15:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee. he meant poo
2006-11-30 23:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one for a kindergarten teacher
2006-12-01 07:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-12-01 13:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its really good. I like it.
2006-12-01 07:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by braidy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-01 07:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-01 07:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-01 07:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, good joke. lol
2006-12-01 08:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by scotty B. Goode 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...I like that joke, too cute
2006-12-01 07:18:53 · answer #9 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
2006-12-01 07:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋