All categories - 29 November 2006

pls can u tell me what its like as i want to fly in one, i know a web site where they take bookings but it's in another country. thank?

2006-11-29 19:25:59 · 3 answers · asked by w.m.d's_bro 3 in Military

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...

2006-11-29 19:25:45 · 22 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Jokes & Riddles

how can I tell if someone had a vacseptomy done?

2006-11-29 19:25:21 · 8 answers · asked by sad astronaut 1 in Friends

is equity fund worth considering

2006-11-29 19:25:18 · 8 answers · asked by imran k 1 in Investing

Religious, Aethist, Agnostic, Scientific, lets here all explanations. I am currently frieking out about it!

2006-11-29 19:24:50 · 10 answers · asked by Michael K 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-29 19:24:50 · 2 answers · asked by Steve 1 in Other - Hardware

how tomake vsiter visa for southafrica

2006-11-29 19:24:37 · 5 answers · asked by Minesh kirankrishna@yahoo.com 1 in South Africa

I get there and that's what I do as that's what my grandma always told me it seems to work

2006-11-29 19:24:09 · 13 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-29 19:24:08 · 2 answers · asked by DEBRA S 1 in Mathematics

2006-11-29 19:24:05 · 14 answers · asked by sfgr8one 2 in Football (American)

Well my chihuahua doesn't like them. Is there a way to have her like wearing clothes. I just don't want to scream at her and force her. But is there a way?

2006-11-29 19:23:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-11-29 19:23:50 · 23 answers · asked by Rocky_siv 1 in Movies

I know this may sound like a stupid question but its hard to find cheap jeans when you're a 00, for me anyway. Whenever i look at stores like Ross or Marshalls, they always have 2's and up, never 0's or 00's. I just don't know where to look... even most second hand stores in my town sell jeans for $50! Well i am about to go insane right now... any tips on where to look?

2006-11-29 19:23:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

I don't know if there is a correct answer, I'm just curious to hear your ideas.

2006-11-29 19:23:36 · 9 answers · asked by Stepher 2 in Movies

2006-11-29 19:23:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor!" On the way to the station on his first trip he kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he memorized it letter perfect. Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at all the noise and hub bub and started shouting as follows."Free hotel at the bust your Astor, I mean, Free *** at the Hotel Bastard, I mean, Freeze your *** at the Hotel Buster, I mean Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster, I mean, Bust your *** at the Hotel Freezer, Oh ****...take a cab."

2006-11-29 19:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

been with my bf for the last few years now. i love him and he loves me, but theres so much we dont see eye to eye on. it doesnt help that he lives in another country now. only recently i found that he has been lying to me about trips to see another woman and also chatting on date sites. i've confronted him and things were better for a while. but the trust seems to be gone. he has tried so much to change by assuring me he doesnt want another girl. so far, he has severed ties with all of them but one (the female friend he went to secretly visit). he says he lied because he didnt want me to get upset that he was visiting a friend. he seemd sorry, but wen i found an iloveu txt 2 her i was so hurt. yet we eventually tried to work it out. i know they r just friends. its d lying that really hurts. i need to trust him and i think we have to start fresh. i think that woman friend is hurting our relationship, bt he wont leave her. so i cant trust him. i know its over,bt am i being unreasonable?

2006-11-29 19:22:55 · 5 answers · asked by drytears 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a Samtron 77v monitor and I run Windows XP on an HP Pavillion Media Center m260n. When I set my resolution to 1280x1040, which is supposed to be the optimal setting for 77V, everything gets extremely tiny. The only way i can use my computer is if I set it at 800x600 otherwise its too small. At work I use a higher resolution around 1280x1040 and it looks fine. Any idea how I can increase my resolution without making everything so small? Why is this happening anyway - is it the monitor? If I get a new LCD will I run into the same problem?

2006-11-29 19:22:51 · 4 answers · asked by musicadiabolique 2 in Monitors

2006-11-29 19:22:50 · 2 answers · asked by angelic 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-11-29 19:22:48 · 1 answers · asked by vern5678 1 in Music

2006-11-29 19:22:44 · 8 answers · asked by luvbabysheep 1 in Singles & Dating

thanks. & no country sorry.

2006-11-29 19:22:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man and his ever angging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home or $5,000.00 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him that he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you pay $5,000.00 to ship her home when you could pay $150.00 and have her buried in the Holy Land, wouldn't that be just great?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

2006-11-29 19:22:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The terrost attack was brought from Bin Laden? Why did we attack Saddam Hussein? He needed to be brought down, but who left us God of the world? Did it have something to do with the presonal attack on Bush's Father? Have we not strayed from where the attack came from? I'm really confused. Someone please explain why we are dying for another country's cause?

2006-11-29 19:22:17 · 12 answers · asked by slvrct1 2 in Politics

remember him as a great lover rather than the big 5hit that he really was."


I can't understand.


I'd like to know,,

2006-11-29 19:22:12 · 4 answers · asked by Iamman 1 in Languages

This Question must be answered on the Spiritualty point of View!!!

2006-11-29 19:22:09 · 12 answers · asked by sathish0404 1 in Religion & Spirituality

There's a guy I like who is about 24 years old. (so am I) and I went up one day and introduced myself and made small talk. A lot of times he looks at me out of the corner of of his eye, or now he's doing this blank stare thing as I walk by where he follows me with his eyes but doesnt say anything. Whats the deal? Sometimes he'll come up and make small talk, other time the blank stare. Does he like me or not?

2006-11-29 19:22:05 · 9 answers · asked by Stephanie 2 in Singles & Dating

He did a live show in '92 (in the states), HUGE drummer (whole song was almost a drum-solo), Paul played piano, his son played lead-guitar. Something about 'have I ever told you' or 'when last have ...' or something like that. Help me with a name please.

2006-11-29 19:22:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-29 19:21:55 · 26 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Polls & Surveys