The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the hotel Astor!" On the way to the station on his first trip he kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he memorized it letter perfect. Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at all the noise and hub bub and started shouting as follows."Free hotel at the bust your Astor, I mean, Free *** at the Hotel Bastard, I mean, Freeze your *** at the Hotel Buster, I mean Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster, I mean, Bust your *** at the Hotel Freezer, Oh ****...take a cab."
2006-11-29 19:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Today all the jokes you posted are very funny, thanks!!
2006-11-29 20:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One Dude Hope He remembers whats the sentence at least now
2006-11-29 20:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Munna Bhai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao That Was *****n Hilarious Lol..
2006-11-29 21:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny! I hope it’s ok to post this. I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thejokegal...
2006-11-29 20:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor dude.
he should use a tape recorder instead of repeating the same sentence over and over and over and over again.
2006-11-29 19:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
brilliant joke
2006-11-29 20:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-29 19:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-11-29 22:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... that was funny. Lol!
2006-11-29 20:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-11-29 19:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋