A man and his ever angging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home or $5,000.00 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him that he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you pay $5,000.00 to ship her home when you could pay $150.00 and have her buried in the Holy Land, wouldn't that be just great?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2006-11-29 19:22:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not really funny
2006-11-29 19:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cute joke!
2006-11-30 03:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha. I had a good laugh.
2006-11-30 04:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good idea, you too don't take a chance!!!
2006-11-30 04:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny lol.
2006-11-30 05:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just a little too wrong
2006-11-30 03:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by squashantha 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
very funny....hahaha!
2006-11-30 03:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋