A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...
2006-11-29 19:25:45 · 22 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY GOOOOOOD!!!
It reminds me of a real situation when we were leaving Uzbekistan after visiting some relatives to go back to Greece. My father carried two long mellons cos we don`t get them in Greece and a police officer stopped him and started shaking the mellons to see if they had anything in them!
And I went: "it`s a bomb, it`s a bomb!!!"
The officer froze to death and then he replied with a fierce look: "That`s... nooot f*****g fuuuunny...!"
2006-11-29 21:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That’s funny! I hope it’s ok to post this. I would love to have you join my Yahoo Joke group! I need members who will participate more.
XOXO Heather
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2006-11-29 19:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by Twisted Vixen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome- I'm going to try that and see if it works.
2006-11-29 19:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another winner!
2006-11-29 19:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when I heard it in 1994
2006-11-29 19:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by Makon G 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one.
2006-11-29 19:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, i read tat before....but aniwae its funny though! haha
2006-11-29 19:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-29 19:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by bryarweston 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gonna try that next time
2006-11-29 19:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-11-29 22:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋