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The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and ask to see her ticket. She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blond replies, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a
Blond sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blond and tries to explain that because she only paid for
Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blond replies, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blond who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

He goes back to the blond and whispers in her ear, and she says, "OH,
I'M SORRY." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON

2006-11-29 03:24:29 · 19 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

WELL 1ST OF ALL I AM DATIN THIS GUY!! WE HAVE BEEN DATIN FOR A WHILE AND HE SAYS!! THAT HE LIKES ME AND STUFF N HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME N STUFF SO HE WENT OUT THE OTHER NITE!! TO A CLUB HE SAID HE WENT TO GO PLAY POOL! LIKE WHO CAN U TELL IF UR BOY FRIEND IS CHEATIN ON U!!

2006-11-29 03:24:28 · 5 answers · asked by *SoMe*OnE*SeCeRt* 1 in Singles & Dating

My kitten has been throwing up all day. I was not worried earlier on because I thought it may have been just a tummy upset, if he has eaten something dodgy, (he has a habit of just eating anything which he can fit into his mouth, edible or not) but it has not subsided. He has been really subdued since this morning since it started, and I am starting to worry. My mum says to wait until morning before taking him to the vets, but I am not sure.
I have started to notice clumps of fur on the carpet as well, in the last day or so, but I did not think much of it until now. He is a housecat, so it can't be anything from outside, and he has no contact with other cats, apart from our other cat, who is also a housecat.
He was neutued on Friday, but has been fine since then until now.

I am worrying over nothing??

2006-11-29 03:24:23 · 28 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Cats

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If it was proven that beneath the pyramids lies a huuuge amount of oil, and there's no way to get it out without demolishing the pyramids! What's your opinion?

If we get it out, we'll be rich (by oil, though we'll lose a lot of money tourists spend to visit the pyramids) but there will be no pyramids! no proof of our great history and civilization! Nothing we can show OUR OWN children someday..

If we don't, we'll keep all the sentimental value (crap?) but we'll stay poor!

What would be ur opinion?

2006-11-29 03:24:22 · 20 answers · asked by Stratomanssy 5 in Egypt

is there a bus that goes to the wayne town mall

2006-11-29 03:24:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Local Businesses

2006-11-29 03:24:21 · 10 answers · asked by usmmvww11@verizon.net 1 in Mathematics

i'm now asking with my eyes filled with tears, i'm really fed up with my mother, she is treating me very badly! she slapped me before sometime because i told my brother that he is a loser but when he do something she doesn't want to hit him and hurt him and his feelings, if she angry she wil hit me if she saw made a simple mistake like pushing him (its joking), i'm fed up really and i'm thinking of leaving the house,i had an arguement with her, she didn't know what to say so she hit me and slapped me, i prefer her as a monster and not my mother, i hate her, what can i do, shall i leave but i'm 12 years old, i can't do something????help me plz, i'm hurted and destroyed.

2006-11-29 03:24:17 · 20 answers · asked by Joelle 2 in Family

Does a taxi driver have the legal right to record conversations of fares that make the driver uncomfortable?

2006-11-29 03:24:09 · 4 answers · asked by L.R 1 in Law & Ethics

It is the first time my husband and I are going to celebrate the event in our own house. There are going to be 8 adults and 10 kids.
I appreciate all the help you can give me (including recipes for appetizers, entrees, desserts etc)

2006-11-29 03:23:57 · 4 answers · asked by Cece 2 in Other - Holidays

it has to be a real religon

2006-11-29 03:23:56 · 31 answers · asked by brendon s 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My daughter has serious anger issues. We have had her to a social worker, a psychologist and a psychatrist with no help. The pyschatrist kept putting her on different medicaitons for depression. After going through 5 different medications, she decided it was probably bipolar problems and prescribed something for that. We decided that since she has had no testing for that, we would not put her on the medication. Im at my witz end and dont know what to do. I just received a letter from one of her friends fathers of things that I was not aware of: C and K were fighting and arguing quite often. C was hitting and threatening K. I saw and heard it. I always told them BOTH that physical hurting was not OK. If they feel that way, they need to walk away and cool off.
C left marks on K twice in a couple days.
K still has marks on her arm where C scratched her.. C was pretty violent. It shocked me. I saw it happen.
I left thier names out.
Someone please help me!!!

2006-11-29 03:23:42 · 9 answers · asked by wanting to know 2 in Mental Health

I want to take my wife on a nice, relaxing vacation. We enjoy the outdoors and wildlife. We don't need luxury but don't want to be slumming it either. What are some good suggestions for activities to do? When is the best time to visit the Everglades. Summer or Winter? Is it cheaper to go summer or winter?

2006-11-29 03:23:32 · 4 answers · asked by Phillip S 1 in Other - United States

I know my site link needs to be clicked on linking sites, but how many times does it need to be clicked for google to acknowledge it?

2006-11-29 03:23:20 · 1 answers · asked by covenantglobal 2 in Internet

This girl over the past week has been saying she will get her boyfriend on me to beat me up. ( i havent done anyhting) Today she told me she told her boyfriend and he would think about if he will beat me up or not. Do you think he really would if he siad he will think about it or is he just sayin that??

2006-11-29 03:23:19 · 6 answers · asked by A J 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I just heard that when filling nail holes in drywall that instead of using Polyfilla you can use tooth paste. Suppose to work. Has anyone else heard about this?

2006-11-29 03:23:16 · 5 answers · asked by twistedkitty15 2 in Decorating & Remodeling

Someone ripped me off and i wanna get even.....?
whata good way to mess someones car up withou making too much noise but causing alot of damage...and no sugar in the gas tank doent do **** i watched em do it on mythbusters..any suggestions?

2006-11-29 03:23:14 · 12 answers · asked by #2people 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-11-29 03:23:12 · 4 answers · asked by Kevinlad 3 in Men's Health

There is a new magazine for teen girls called TrueGirl. Its very good and it is many girls' new favorite. Go to www.truegirlonline.com to get more details.

2006-11-29 03:23:11 · 5 answers · asked by theresa_marie199 1 in Magazines

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