A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat,but it was dead."How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy,"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, " Sweetheart, You're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, " Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Reter says, For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"
2006-11-28
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