A man orders a bowl of 'Oasis Soup' from the menu in a restaurant, always eager to try something new. Upon tasting the soup he turns to the waiter and says:
"Excuse me, your menu calls this Oasis soup but it tastes to me like tomato soup."
The waiter replies " Yes sir, it is just plain old, bog-standard, Heinz cream of tomato soup straight from the tin."
So the man asks " Then why do you call it 'Oasis Soup'.
The waiter replies "Well because....(singing) You've got a roll with it."
2006-11-28 01:46:57 · 6 answers · asked by Ezekiel Satchell 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's About The Best Thing You Can Make Out Of Oasis, Good On Ya Mate!
2006-11-28 01:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-28 01:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by Lupee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my god its 1990!
still funny though so I'll let you off.
just this once mind
2006-11-28 02:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mate..not funny...try again
2006-11-28 02:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't get it.
2006-11-28 01:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor..
2006-11-28 02:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋