A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat,but it was dead."How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy,"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, " Sweetheart, You're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, " Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Reter says, For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"
2006-11-28 01:46:46 · 11 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good jokes ty for the points :)
2006-11-28 01:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by nathanhug2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love peter hehe
2006-11-28 02:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny jokes lol
2006-11-28 01:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are too cute. Good job.
2006-11-28 02:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by McKayla's Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was soooo funny
2006-11-28 02:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by DEBBY'S BABY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a good laugh! tyvm :)
2006-11-28 03:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that funny
2006-11-28 01:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by marily r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones! we should have more of this!
2006-11-28 03:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehhehe.. very funny!
2006-11-28 02:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by Riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. funny! :)
2006-11-28 03:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Christina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋