All categories - 26 November 2006

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

2006-11-26 04:47:27 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why ?

2006-11-26 04:47:19 · 12 answers · asked by Thomas A 1 in Philosophy

2006-11-26 04:47:18 · 8 answers · asked by DEBRA S 1 in Mathematics

2006-11-26 04:47:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Don't call me insane and if your answer is no, then please don't answer. If you have, will you please tell me your experience(s)?

2006-11-26 04:47:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am divoriced we have a five year old. My ex wife has a boyfriend and a new baby from him. I once kept my son for nearly a month as she was in hiding from him. Then I pick up my son from the police station after he hit her in front of my son. She keeps getting back with him and Im worried about my son.

2006-11-26 04:46:58 · 19 answers · asked by eubanks_terry 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-26 04:46:54 · 9 answers · asked by amtusS 3 in Thanksgiving

i think yes but my family loves him but they dont really no any thing about him im a mixed chick and he talks about this all the time in mean ways tells me to do this tells me 2 do that im getting sick of it .his sex isnt good nothing so y am i still with him so pretty much im asking should i keep him and make him and my family happy or dump him and find a boss not a ***** cause that is what i need =)

2006-11-26 04:46:52 · 21 answers · asked by rida chick b 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-26 04:46:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

i'm looking at camcorders and a local electronics store has the camcorder at a great price but they only have the display model left. i asked if they would sell it cheaper and they said no. the demo's are kept in a glass case in this store. the store's name is "electronic express" in the nashville area.

2006-11-26 04:46:41 · 3 answers · asked by Sarafinna 3 in Camcorders

Milk? Is it milky or plain white?
21/16-21

2006-11-26 04:46:40 · 19 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-26 04:46:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-26 04:46:32 · 13 answers · asked by utopian.outcast 3 in Religion & Spirituality

would you sleep with your step sibling if they were incredibly hot?

2006-11-26 04:46:27 · 18 answers · asked by dave v 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I have known 2 Jody's, 2 Tracy's, a Shelly, and a Leslie. Do you know any guys with traditional girl names?

2006-11-26 04:46:18 · 11 answers · asked by eddysmomma 4 in Other - Social Science

I only saw a 12 string model for the first time this week .Did not know it existed.I used to play a Stat 20 years ago and am thinking of getting back into it.Any good advice from serious guitarists please.

2006-11-26 04:46:12 · 8 answers · asked by charlespennington 2 in Music

2006-11-26 04:46:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

Where to purse a PhD in chemical engineering in USA where the tuition will be completely covered by the institution? I need names of some universities..

2006-11-26 04:46:01 · 4 answers · asked by salwan m 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I saw a program recently and it seemed that printers and computers get sent to India and kids recycle them without any protective gear on dealing with acid. Dont really want this to happen so anyone have any ideas?

2006-11-26 04:45:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Printers

he is a chihuahua

2006-11-26 04:45:54 · 22 answers · asked by cynthia b 2 in Dogs

Ever tried it!? Here's my recipe! Try it and tell me whatch think!
1-1/2 c. milk
4 scoops vanilla ice cream
1/2 c. peanut butter
4 drops mint extract
whipped cream on top (optional)

Combine all ingredients and blend in a blender until creamy. Optionally top with whipped cream if desired. Enjoy this unusual treat!

2006-11-26 04:45:52 · 7 answers · asked by PrincessSundae 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-26 04:45:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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2006-11-26 04:45:47 · 18 answers · asked by Weaam 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-26 04:45:46 · 2 answers · asked by tolkienrules2123 2 in Video & Online Games

where is vande matram road in delhi?

2006-11-26 04:45:36 · 4 answers · asked by Jaat 1 in Delhi and NCR

I'm aiming this question at Chrisitians.
How many of you can explain the trinity? I mean explain it in a way that makes sense? Do you fully understand the trinity? CAN it be explained? I'm not trying to offend. I've just always found the concept baffling & wondered if ANYBODY understands it. Or it is one of those: "you just have to have faith" things?

2006-11-26 04:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by cici1978 2 in Religion & Spirituality

She is so cool! She is funny in the Suite Life! But why is she always the popular and rich girl?

2006-11-26 04:45:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

When Devils Strike by SPM, Wolfmother by Wolfmother, and Frances the Mute by The Mars Volta. So, what do you think about that, if you disagree with any of them could you tell me why and which CD I should get instead of it?

2006-11-26 04:45:30 · 5 answers · asked by Jaime 2 in Polls & Surveys

does every girl who goes for prom wear a dress..? And i was thinking if i were to wear something like a blazer, a top and a pencil skirt, is it ok..?

2006-11-26 04:45:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories