All categories - 24 November 2006

figue that one out!

2006-11-24 18:18:23 · 12 answers · asked by wendy 2 in Polls & Surveys

cause like, i used the remote, and then it turned on, I think they are just trying to give people head aches.

2006-11-24 18:18:22 · 4 answers · asked by sally b 4 in TVs

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

2006-11-24 18:18:16 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-24 18:18:14 · 8 answers · asked by Total Insanity! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:18:07 · 5 answers · asked by alicia coz 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-24 18:17:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I was looking for a free credit score, but everyone wants money. Why should anyone have to give money to get information about themselves? Is there anywhere to get a free credit report without a trial or paying any money at all? I do not pay any money for anything online unless it helps me first.

2006-11-24 18:17:41 · 6 answers · asked by crissy00 2 in Credit

My Vet says my dog has a pancreas problem and he put her on ID food that you can only get at the Vet's office, it's to costly for me and I would like to put her on something else. The Vet said I could get anything that is made for a sensitive stomach. She isn't to have anything anymore, besides dog food, her treats also are to be for sensitive stomachs.There are so many out there, which do I choose? I would also like to put my other dog on the same food. I can't afford to buy two different kinds all the time. Hope someone can give me a suggestion. Don't know if this matters but, I want small bits, otherwise she throws up. She is about 75 pounds. Thank you to for helping..
sue

2006-11-24 18:17:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I have asked many questions like this in a similar vein, but my own disillusionment prompts me to ask again, just to gauge the realities in what is technically "my" community. The idiocies written by certain members of this section haven't abated noticeably, yet I shall gallantly take up the glove and proceed...
I have seen so many gay men be promiscuous, and lie, and cheat, I am becoming very saddened and dillusioned (at 18). I have been propositioned lots of times for sex but relationships?? Young men my age seem to find relationships rather secondary, in fact both sexes of my generation find them secondary. And it makes me so sorrowful and angry.
So my question is, is it ever really possible for me to have a loving, long lasting, monogamous relationship with another person of my same gender?

2006-11-24 18:17:31 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Fancy Pants 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-11-24 18:17:28 · 8 answers · asked by Susmita P 1 in Hyderabad

ok i had a huge crush on this girl but she hated me, recently her friend told me that she liked me i didnt like her but once i started to get to know her i started to like her, is this fair to her best friend if we end up going out

2006-11-24 18:17:24 · 17 answers · asked by Ernesto O 1 in Singles & Dating

plz....help me how i can do this things??

2006-11-24 18:17:20 · 4 answers · asked by crankyangel 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-24 18:17:05 · 5 answers · asked by rakesh c 1 in Hyderabad

thks,thks.......

2006-11-24 18:17:04 · 2 answers · asked by ssecc 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-24 18:16:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

I have many jokes that my friends laugh at but I'm not sure which ones to tell to girls to make them laugh. Any answers?

2006-11-24 18:16:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-24 18:16:24 · 6 answers · asked by tyingtobenice 5 in Music

2006-11-24 18:16:20 · 5 answers · asked by jeetu b 1 in Chennai

man/woman you ever saw, asked you out, then you found out they had toenail fungus...what would you do?

2006-11-24 18:16:18 · 27 answers · asked by Pie's_Guy 6 in Polls & Surveys

When I asked abotu the joke I didnt have to have answers like that!! I wanted your feeling not how old it was. Gosh have you ever heard of manners?

2006-11-24 18:16:13 · 7 answers · asked by I_love_dunner 1 in Etiquette

cheap? im looking for one by xmas

2006-11-24 18:16:03 · 3 answers · asked by terica d 1 in Dogs

2006-11-24 18:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

can you guys pls.. answer this... thnks very much!!... As soon as p0ssible pls...........

2006-11-24 18:15:45 · 5 answers · asked by ssecc 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Women are like an internet VIRUS
They ENTER ur life, SCAN ur pocket
TRANSFER ur money
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOD their problems
DELETE ur smile and HANG u 4ever!!!

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Interviewee: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Yo Mommy was doing experiment with cockroach, first she cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then she cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last she cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Yo Mommy said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

A person was traveling with his wife in a Taxi. The driver adjusted mirror.
The Person shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Interviewee : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

“In my day,” said the father to his son, “mathematics was easy!”
“That’s because you figured it out in your head,” replied the son. “Today, we have to use a stupid computer.”

2006-11-24 18:15:43 · 9 answers · asked by Imtiyaz G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i am 5ft2 and age14 and i weight 110 i want to weight 90 pounds but i cant stop eating

2006-11-24 18:15:31 · 16 answers · asked by SwEEty PiE!!!!! 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-24 18:15:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-24 18:15:20 · 7 answers · asked by Redberry 2 in Entertaining

2006-11-24 18:15:19 · 2 answers · asked by iiby 1 in Search Engine Optimization

fax machines hate spiders, why do all my plans turn into polymer spatulas?

2006-11-24 18:15:19 · 12 answers · asked by confustricated 1 in Polls & Surveys