Some Hilarious Jokes?

Question

Women are like an internet VIRUS
They ENTER ur life, SCAN ur pocket
TRANSFER ur money
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOD their problems
DELETE ur smile and HANG u 4ever!!!

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Interviewee: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Yo Mommy was doing experiment with cockroach, first she cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then she cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last she cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Yo Mommy said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

A person was traveling with his wife in a Taxi. The driver adjusted mirror.
The Person shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Interviewee : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

“In my day,” said the father to his son, “mathematics was easy!”
“That’s because you figured it out in your head,” replied the son. “Today, we have to use a stupid computer.”

Answer 1

Imtiyaz G, you are not just a simple doctor; you got a good sense of humor as well - you could have offered good relief to many burdened patients. Wow, really I agree that sometimes women are comparable to internet virus - you need to figure out in here how to help men keep themselves protected from this virus. In fairness to women, men can be compared to a virus too.

All the rest of the jokes made me smile but the cockroach made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh, it gave some good relief.☺

Answer 2

A guy is on a walking holiday and is miles away from the nearest town when he comes across a farmhouse. As it's 10.00 pm and getting dark he knocks on the door which is answered by a quaint old country gent. "Can I help ya?" Asks the farmer squinting at the stranger. "I hope so sir." Answers the guy. "I'm on a walking holiday and miles from anywhere and I was wondering if I could possibly stay the night." "Certainly, young fella." Came the answer, "Don't get many visitors round her. The company will be nice.Come on in." The guy enters and within a few minutes is sat in front of a warm fire with a large glass of moonshine in his hand. The farmer also has one and a small hickory pipe clamped between his teeth which he puffs on as they sit. They begin talking and after a few glasses the hiker says. "Thank you for your hospitality sir, but I'm feeling a little tired and would like to go to bed." "Ah yes,." Says the farmer hesitantly, "Trouble is, we've only got two bedrooms. I'm in one, and my daughter's in the other. Do you mind bunking up with her?" "Not at all, sir, if that's alright." Answers the guy pleasantly surprised. "Sure it is. Now you go up. First door at the top of the stairs. I'll shout you tomorrow with your breakfast." Next morning at six o'clock sharp the farmer shouts upstairs. "Come on young fella. Breakfast's ready." Down came the hiker, yawning a little and sat down to an enormous plate of eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, hash browns and beans. As he ate he looked at the farmer and said. "You know sir, I must congratulate you on your hospitality, but I've a little confession to make. Thing is that when I slipped into bed with your daughter I couldn't help, well you know, cuddling up and getting better acquaited, just so as we could both keep warm, and as you might expect one thing led to another, but, I'll tell you what. She isn't half cold." "I'm not surprised." Said the farmer laconically, "We bury her this afternoon!"

Answer 3

Nice ones first ones hillarious second sounds like a dumb blond Thirds one lol 4th one good one just stop your imagenation 5th one good one all were really funny.

Answer 4

I like the interwiew questions...lol


Justin

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

ha ha

Answer 7

LOL... good ones...

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hahahaha

cant stop laughing...

Answer 8

ok

Answer 9

LOL!!!