D.O.B. 19/11/06 at 3.45 PM
2006-11-22 19:47:42 · 4 answers · asked by indu 1 in Horoscopes
and electricity!!!
oh, the things we take for granted!!!
2006-11-22 19:47:32 · 18 answers · asked by happy pilgrim 6 in Religion & Spirituality
2006-11-22 19:47:19 · 4 answers · asked by atpski 1 in Law Enforcement & Police
Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, He started walking faster.........
BUMP........BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP.....
BUMP........BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling; he managed to open the lock. He dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continue its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP.... BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP... BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges....
The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin. Still it came .
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....
Still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it...
still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benilyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped.
2006-11-22 19:47:05 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles
matt died of brainstem cancer on oct 10 2006 , he was 17 , i seem to feel himm sometimes and smell him too
2006-11-22 19:47:03 · 18 answers · asked by sindi 5 in Religion & Spirituality
okay, final fantasy VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XI, XII - which is the best and why??
p/s: i don't know if final fantasy XII is out yet, coz i heard diz one guy already playing it...
2006-11-22 19:47:01 · 7 answers · asked by jessica93 1 in Video & Online Games
(1) Eliza McSlutly
(2) Jonathon Nosenglasses
(3) Thomas Dinnertable
2006-11-22 19:46:53 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Society & Culture
This is for college or schooling
2006-11-22 19:46:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
in 4 stroke engines its easy to read the spark plug and adjust the air ful mixture but on two stroke engines the spark plug normally is covered by oil. What can i do?
2006-11-22 19:46:45 · 4 answers · asked by epwnymo 1 in Motorcycles
2006-11-22 19:46:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines
2006-11-22 19:46:14 · 4 answers · asked by angelic 2 in Internet
2006-11-22 19:46:09 · 5 answers · asked by justopenit2005 1 in Current Events
2006-11-22 19:46:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rail
Do you just take some asprin or do you meditate or do you "tough it out"? What do you do?
2006-11-22 19:46:07 · 25 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 19:45:55 · 3 answers · asked by Pichai M 1 in Movies
i am currently divorced, i have 5 children. i haven't had 2 work in 6 years, now that its just me and my children, i'm afraid of taking that first step of getting my ged and going back 2 school to pursue my nurseing. i fear failing my ged test, i fear wondering if i will make it. i sit around sometimes asking the question "why me", there are many nights i cry hoping that the necessities of my home will be provided. i am a strong believer in christ and i know he will see me through. but how do i get over this feeling of fear of succeeding in life now that i'm divorced, have 5 children to raise, go to work go to school, actually make something of myself. i just get so confused sometimes, i want 2 be happy, i want 2 succeed. i know all my questions wont be answered but can someone just give me some kind of advice i can take heed to?
2006-11-22 19:45:41 · 11 answers · asked by brownsuga 2 in Marriage & Divorce
2006-11-22 19:45:33 · 11 answers · asked by sureshflourish 2 in Computer Networking
i havent really looked at the evidence so i was wondering if someone could make a list so i could see it
2006-11-22 19:45:19 · 12 answers · asked by Red Eye 4 in Religion & Spirituality
When some people tell a joke, people ask where's the question?
It's a joke, there is no question in jokes. and this catigory is Jokes AND Riddles.
2006-11-22 19:45:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
There is a teacher at my school who won't let us talk in spanish not even 1 word. If he hears you speaking spanish he screams at you and he makes you get out of class. He is a white teacher. He also said that if we didn't like to speak spanish we could go back to mexico because he doesn't need us here. Is he racist. (I am a Mexican 14 year old female.)
2006-11-22 19:44:49 · 34 answers · asked by <3 2 in Languages
Can anyone explain to me about that as I saw this word "Melamine ware" under the plastic plate.
Many Thanks
2006-11-22 19:44:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling
because she was the incarnation of the Queen of Demons, Lilith? that is why Jesus cast seven devils out of her--seven is lilith's sacred number and Lilith was often called the "woman of whoredom"-- Magdelene was a whore, that is not a biblical mistake, the mistake arises because christians do not believe in Lilith and Jews do not acknowledge christ, but the union of christ and magdelene is symbolic of both of them seeing past their differences and embracing their greatest adversaries
2006-11-22 19:44:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2006-11-22 19:44:35 · 6 answers · asked by Joe 5 in Celebrities
Am planning to visit London from 1st Decemebr 2006 to 31st January 2007. Am looking for an action parked vacation - tell me from experience what plaes are must visits. From historical, geographical to pubs, restaurants and all. Let me know am in the process of planning, I want to go out each and every day of my stay.
2006-11-22 19:44:22 · 10 answers · asked by butty-real-tiuos 2 in London
2006-11-22 19:44:04 · 1 answers · asked by quidwai 4 in Cell Phones & Plans
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large thorn deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its
face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant
trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenage son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned
and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off
the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to
the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of
the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing,
killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
2006-11-22 19:44:01 · 13 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles
ok so my car keeps over heating at fist i thought it was the thermostat so i changed it and the fans running fine it still overheated so i added water to the radiator and it was fine for like two weeks and then it started doing it again all said and done now the water isnt cutting it anymore and the tempature only rises when im driving slow or at idle i didnt blow a head gasket couse my oil isnt gray or silver
2006-11-22 19:43:58 · 10 answers · asked by danielle b 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
I met this girl and she is a goth and I don`t know how to say the right words. Any auther tips are wellcome :D
2006-11-22 19:43:41 · 27 answers · asked by Dark Katz 1 in Singles & Dating
2006-11-22 19:43:35 · 14 answers · asked by Bridezilla 2 in Women's Health
I wonder
2006-11-22 19:43:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
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