All categories - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 01:23:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 01:22:53 · 4 answers · asked by vin43075 2 in Etiquette

Q: What do you call a homo Jewish Male?

A: A Heblew.

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ***, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares

Q: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

A: Sparky.

Q: What do you buy a woman with crabs?

A: Fish net stockings.

Q: What did one lesbian say to the other?

A: Your face or mine?

Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

A: Einstein's c*ck.

Q: Why is parliament like a sl ut's dream?

A: Because it's full of pr*cks.

Q: What do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick?

A: Justin.

2006-11-20 01:22:53 · 24 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am either going to buy heated rollers or those long bendy heated rubber ones

2006-11-20 01:22:49 · 15 answers · asked by mcardham 2 in Hair

Yes, it's sad posting this but I have no choice. I was with a very special person for over 5 months, before that we were very good friends, she's been through a lot and untill she moved away I never realised how strong I felt for her. We split up as it wasn't working really, arguing a lot etc. After a few weeks we began talking again and decided on friends and eventually got back together but I didnt want to tell anyone as it was a trial thing where we both knew it might not work.

Understandably, my girl didnt wanna be a secret and called it off. And we have been friends on and off untill now she found out I shared a bed with a girl mate who she thinks likes me and now she hates my guts. I told her myself about this as she deserves the truth.

I feel so low it's unreal, I never meant to hurt her and nothing happened with my girl mate and never will.

All i feel like doing now is finding a small place in the world and dying. Why can I not do anything right in this life, i give up

2006-11-20 01:22:27 · 21 answers · asked by ukman_2001_uk 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 01:22:09 · 8 answers · asked by forest lover 2 in Other - News & Events

One day your girlfriend tells you she slept with someone. It was not exactly her consent that it happened. She was pissed drunk and she could not fend for herself when IT happen.

You had always mentioned to her that she should always remain sober during those drinking sessions with her friends.

Will you forgive her? What will your reaction be?

2006-11-20 01:22:07 · 16 answers · asked by DumbUglyBoring 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 01:22:05 · 5 answers · asked by prem k 1 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2006-11-20 01:22:01 · 3 answers · asked by Thomas G 1 in Personal Finance

Equal opportunities or equality before law is possible but creating equality is not possible! What do you think please?

2006-11-20 01:22:01 · 10 answers · asked by agni 4 in Sociology

If so, was they grossed out or did they just find it funny?

2006-11-20 01:21:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkHhm4y6jUKWGPz6WiHHsNjsy6IX?qid=20061119180303AAN4tnL

2006-11-20 01:21:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am going to begin investing in Mutual Funds. Who has the best deal (lowest fees) out there? I need a starting place for my research.

2006-11-20 01:21:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

My 2002 Ram with a 4.7 engine runs fine, but when I stop and the engine goes to idle, the oil pressure drops to zero and the check guages light comes on. The engine idles around 600 RPM. If I bump the throttle just a touch to about 1000 RPM the guage jumps right back into the normal range, then it drops to zero about 10 seconds later. It is fine while the truck is moving and the RPMs are above idle. I have changed the Oil and filter and the oil level is good. Any ideas?

2006-11-20 01:21:44 · 7 answers · asked by juan v 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

He for example puts me down all the time! constantly compares me to his new gf, and is always asking me whether the lad im seeing atm has a bigger nob than him n whether he is better than he was why does he care?

2006-11-20 01:21:43 · 6 answers · asked by emz_marie 1 in Singles & Dating

and if so, is there a posting somewhere on the web?

2006-11-20 01:21:40 · 3 answers · asked by wholenote4 4 in Astronomy & Space

why is he now calling me and telling me he loves me we live together for 2 months and he was good only if i was mad at him he did make changes in the way he was i cant say he was horrible cause he wasnt he never scream at me but sometimes he use to make little sarcastic comments like women should stay home and clean i am a corporate coordinator and he was a waitress i think that bother him i ask him alot of times but he always say no the thing is he was sarcastic and likes to go drink with his friends all the time also works 12 hours a day which it really doesns give us anytime i really didnt like that i love him alot but should i give him another chance he is begging or should i let him suffer another week and then go back or should i just stay away i dont want to keep loving him this much and i need time but i dont know if i want to go back i need help please im so confused ?

2006-11-20 01:21:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am behind on a couple of car payments and was wondering if i could get an advance from my employer? Is this possible and how should I go about asking for it?

2006-11-20 01:21:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

i have the vtek motor and ecu but would like to keep the stock 16 valve harness. is this possible if i add the wire for the vtek?

2006-11-20 01:21:25 · 2 answers · asked by BRANDI 2 in Honda

why the humans want war why not peace, war suffer innocent people why

2006-11-20 01:21:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-11-20 01:21:12 · 48 answers · asked by Shizzy 1 in Newborn & Baby

Mine was The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer: My Life at Rose Red...

2006-11-20 01:21:10 · 25 answers · asked by ididElvis 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is a question for school... i already have a few definitions and thoughts for this topic, but we are doing an open dicussion and i want some more input... thanks alot...

2006-11-20 01:21:09 · 6 answers · asked by hmmmmmmmm 1 in Other - Society & Culture

whats the name of that song where they say ''hail in the name of rock and roll'' any help appreciated, I really like the song

2006-11-20 01:20:49 · 2 answers · asked by Trevor159 I 2 in Music

slob on my cat cuss you know its fat check in wit me and do dat

2006-11-20 01:20:41 · 2 answers · asked by murphy lee aka lil m 1 in Polls & Surveys

I belive that the ideas I have , need to be looked at with some-one, who is ??.
Those who reply will know the answer.
Thank-you

2006-11-20 01:20:36 · 4 answers · asked by oop139gg 3 in Comics & Animation

also, chalayikarra is in maramon, is that a town or district? i'm confused. does anyone have a map of the area? thanks.

2006-11-20 01:20:36 · 2 answers · asked by blueycrystal 1 in Other - India

2006-11-20 01:20:35 · 4 answers · asked by Elaine G 1 in Words & Wordplay

who would win...im bored so thought of some crap question

2006-11-20 01:20:32 · 17 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Comics & Animation