Q: What do you call a homo Jewish Male?
A: A Heblew.
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ***, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares
Q: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
A: Sparky.
Q: What do you buy a woman with crabs?
A: Fish net stockings.
Q: What did one lesbian say to the other?
A: Your face or mine?
Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's c*ck.
Q: Why is parliament like a sl ut's dream?
A: Because it's full of pr*cks.
Q: What do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick?
A: Justin.
2006-11-20 01:22:53 · 24 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool, i like them
2006-11-20 01:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i like the einstein one i hope no shallow people report you, i got one for you, this a spanish joke you can play on some1, you start telling a story about taking bobo to the zoo & you say "Bobo whats that? & Bobo says "a giraffe" & Bobo whats that? Bobo says "an elephant " at this point you stop the story & start saying " damn whats the name of that horse with the stripes" than the person you are telling the story will quickly answer "zebra" & than you turn pat them on the head & say "good bobo"
2006-11-20 09:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally not offended but my friend Justin is ! He is usually in time to miss the fun.
2006-11-23 21:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA, Normally I would say most of them were crude. But its Monday morning, I don't feel like being at work and you gave me a good laugh. Thank you!
2006-11-20 09:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Some PPL need to learn how to laugh.
What do you call a woman with one leg .....Eileen ( I lean)...How about an asian women with one leg? ( IREEN)
2006-11-20 09:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the einstein ? lol
2006-11-20 10:01:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh and laugh and laugh..............................................
Here's one for ya:
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"****!" he said, and dropped her.
2006-11-23 18:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All old jokes any new ones
2006-11-20 09:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And this is funny because.......... Ohhhh GEEEEZZZZZ.
I think my sense of humour flew out the window this morning.
2006-11-20 09:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i have heard most em b4 but u still gotta laugh!!!
2006-11-20 09:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by jaqueline 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you killed me with the einstein one
2006-11-20 10:12:16 · answer #11 · answered by dogo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋