All categories - 20 November 2006

a crack in my eyes an actually even heard it..so I just slept on it thinking whatever..its not a big of a deal..and after i woke up my right eye felt kinda weird as if the muscle was pushin in ...an i took a few pics and it seemed like the right eye was turning in and my eyes never ever looked like that before they were prefectly aligned..I went to the doc. and she said yea, it does seem a bit turned in from when I saw you before..but she really didnt recomend anything..is it an eye strain an will it ever go back to normal?

2006-11-20 13:25:14 · 3 answers · asked by classychik 1 in Injuries

He picks them up everywhere we go and then gets sick.

2006-11-20 13:25:08 · 7 answers · asked by Sam B 2 in Dogs

1. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
3. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
4. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
5. Answer their questions with questions.
6. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
7. Use these bonus words in the coversation: ROBUST, FREE-SPIRITED, COST-EFFICIENT, UKRANIAN, PUCE
8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
11. Stutter on the letter 'p'.
12. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
13. Say "hello", act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
14. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panice and become disoriented.
15. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
16. Change your accent every three seconds.
17. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
18. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "Bed-wetters' camp, right?"
19. Start your order with, "I'd like . . .", a little later, slao yourself and say, "No, I don't!"
20. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right say, "OK, that'll be $10.99, please pull up to the first window."
21. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
22. Put the accent on the last syllable of 'pepperoni'. Use the long 'i' sound.
23. Say, "are you SURE this is Papa John's?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!"
24. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream, "GOODBYE!" at the top of your lungs.
25. Imitate the order taker's voice.
26. When they say, "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
27. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the delivery driver hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
28. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
29. Ask to see a menu.
30. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
31. Belch directly into the mouthpiece, then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
32. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
33. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
34. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
35. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
36. Call to complain about the service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
37. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
38. Report petty theft to the order taker.
39. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town!"
40. Woner aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
41. Try to talk while drinking something.
42. Start the conversation with, "My call to Papa John's, take one, and . . .action!"
43. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
44. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does?" Stimulate a cutoff.
45. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
46. Say, "Kssssssshhhht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
47. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
48. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
49. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'!"
50. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
51. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
52. When you're given the price say, "Oooooooooh, that sounds complicated, I hate math."
53. When they say, "Will that be all?" snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
54. Order with a Speak-and-Spell where applicable.
55. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
56. Dance all around the word 'pizza'. Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it say, "Please don't mention that word."
57. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell, "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
58. Order a steamed pizza.

2006-11-20 13:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by circa 1980 5 in Jokes & Riddles

How long before the British Government tells the Serious Fraud Office to stop looking at The Saudi Royal Family links with BAE Systems because it's not in the public interest to pursue it any further?

2006-11-20 13:25:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Some days back i had this experience.......Early morning...was still asleep...I felt that someone is walking around me...cleaning the bedspread and pulling the towel from above my head....Just woke up to realise that no one was around me.....I went out of the room to see that all were sitting in the hall.......
Have had such experience three times now......Not sure whether its true or not.........

2006-11-20 13:25:00 · 8 answers · asked by KBH 2 in Paranormal Phenomena

i mean they are always staring at us and what not and what do you guys like somuch??

2006-11-20 13:24:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-20 13:24:46 · 21 answers · asked by Corazon 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I just bought a Cucumber and I cut it up in Circle Slices so I can put them on my sandwhich, but I have a question.

1)Even though I just cut them up, how can I prevent them from turning brown?

2)How do you make a Baked Potatoe? I have severval large potatoes but I'm only fixing one. I wanted to rub Olive Oil on the Potatoe and wrap it in foil paper then place it in the oven. Can I do that?

2006-11-20 13:24:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-20 13:24:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

tonight for dinner i ate:

12 chicken nuggets
green beans
small fist full of french friends

this was all frozen that i made.

for lunch:

soup
some sunchips
mt dew (first soda since friday, i usually dont drink it)

breakfast:

1/2 roll w/ butter
sm coffee

DID I EAT TOO MUCH DINNER??? i also ate some m&ms!!

2006-11-20 13:24:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

my boobs are really sore like the nipple is! the nipple is like purple looking and in the middle of the nipple its white! i have mile cramps like bloating and my period i just had was oct.24-nov3! and my boobs are really fulL! is this my period coming early or pregnancy?(sorry if this is no much info)

2006-11-20 13:24:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

It is the 2 part epoxy paint with texure. Was wondering how well it holds up, and if it will last on my outside cement steps.

2006-11-20 13:24:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I was at a friends apartment today and she was tidying up and I took out the garbage for her. I took her cat with me and for something to do and was goofing around with the kittie and put in the garbage shoot just to see how it fit and it slipped out of my hands and went down 5 floors, lots of wierd noises to... I got it back out of the garbage room but the cat is acting strange it seems ok went for a ride haha... should I tell her what happened or let it be?

2006-11-20 13:24:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:24:25 · 5 answers · asked by hammygh4003 1 in Cooking & Recipes

When i am on the internet my cds won't play when i'm on the internet.... i even changed the option so it says on insertion of cd "play"

2006-11-20 13:24:25 · 3 answers · asked by rocknicstar0929 1 in Software

My brothers (16 and 15) are being abused by my uncle "Jeff". The sixteen year old one comes from an abusive past. I told the police, but they said "Jason" and "Justin" needed to come and make a statement... The problem beeing "Justin" doesn't think getting flat-out whammed is abuse, and "Jason" thinks abuse is normal.

I've seen "Justin" get hit several times, by my uncle, the one who I reported... Several times for doing nothing - he was in the living room watching TV and WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM - my uncle hit hit him with a closed fist for not taking out the trash. After talking there were other incidences, too!

I wasn't able to talk to "Jason", but my uncle hit him in the book for reading the other day, calling him quote "unworthy to read!" And he was SUPPOSED to be reading. What should I do?

2006-11-20 13:24:20 · 7 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Family

I went to western dental in valencia california for the first time last year. I had absolutely no cavities at the time. After x-rays were taken, I was informed that I had 9 teeth that needed treatment. To make a long story short, 5 of the 9 teeth needing treatment had to be re-done three times! Under a year later I've learned from my family dentist that decay was left behind when the other 4 teeth were restored and what's more a tooth that had no decay had been arbitrarily drilled, the enamel removed, and that tooth now has decay.

Western Dental has refused to hear my complaint. What can I do? I've considered filling a complaint with the california dental board but how will that help? Will I get my money back? Please advise.

2006-11-20 13:24:18 · 4 answers · asked by Sharon 1 in Dental

what does every think of the name jasmine lynn

2006-11-20 13:24:16 · 19 answers · asked by Stacy 2 in Baby Names

im in newspaper at my school and we have a holiday issue coming out.i love frank sinatra,and i want to do something on him and his holiday music, but i dont know what.i can write an editorial,a survey,a story etc., anything u can think of put down here.thanks so much!

2006-11-20 13:24:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

My friend and I are seniors in highschool, and we went to the KC Chiefs football game and his sister (2 years older) and Her Boyfriend were with us.

Here are my strange but potential reasons why she may have been flirting:
1. some drunk spilled on me and she whipped out a tide pen (basically bleach in a marker that takes out stains instantly) cleaned it all off my shirt, not to mention my friend tried to stop her and she was like "no i didnt get it all yet" as she had her hands all over my chest/stomache

2. at our seats she kept bending down and rubbing that fine assss on me arm/body

3. she appologized several times for her drunk boyfriend who she said and i quote "is a jackass"

4. she sat next to me every time she got up to get food/ext

Im not asking you to care, im just asking for your honest opinon thanks!

2006-11-20 13:24:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am not looking forward to the crowds everywhere I go, snow and crappy weather, spending money I know I don't have, and spending time with in laws I can't stand.
I wish I had enough $$ to go off to a tropical island somewhere and forget about all of it.
Whose with me???

2006-11-20 13:24:09 · 9 answers · asked by tammette39 3 in Other - Holidays

Which two consecutive decades were the most different and Why?(20s/30s, 30s/40s, 40s/50s, 50s/60s, 60s/70s, 70s/80s, 80s/90s, or 90s/00s?)

2006-11-20 13:24:07 · 16 answers · asked by David P 1 in History

Do you think that the recent democratic victories have ended the conservative movement?

2006-11-20 13:24:07 · 16 answers · asked by Femme 1 in Politics

horoscopes are awesom and all of thme are diffrent from each other i was thinking of doin a scale of what was the most common sigh. im a saggitaruis the archer in case u dont kno ur aniaml or creature here is the list:
taurus:bull
cancer:crab
pises:fish
libra:scale
leo:lion
virgo:virgin
gemini:twins
scorpio:scorpian
saggitatirus:archer
capricorn:sea goat,goat
aquarius:water barrier
aries:ram
ps.horoscopes rocs!
pss.althoguh they should not kno ur life i mean really u can change.

2006-11-20 13:24:04 · 13 answers · asked by poetist 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-20 13:24:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

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Have I become completely useless to my fans? I mean, you guys used to love me, but now, it seems lately no one likes to answer my questions... why is that? :(

2006-11-20 13:24:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-11-20 13:24:00 · 9 answers · asked by inuyashaanimepower 1 in Friends

2006-11-20 13:24:00 · 4 answers · asked by Misz_Alice 3 in Video & Online Games

2006-11-20 13:23:57 · 26 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:23:57 · 9 answers · asked by J 1 in Law & Ethics