he is met by satan, who says" I will now show you 3 rooms and you must take the place of a person that you find in one of the rooms you are about to be shown, then spend the rest of time in there
In the first room he sees Tony Blair swimming in a pool of excrement, and he says, "Aw sorry I cant swim too good, lets go to the next room"
In room 2, he sees Hitler in a room full of venomous snakes, and says "No, I have a phobia of snakes, lets try the next room"
In room 3 he sees Bill Clinton lying naked, with Monica Lewinsky on top of him doing what she is famous for
Bush winks at Satan, smiles and says "This is the room for me"
At which point says "OK Monica, get your clothes on youre being replaced"
2006-11-19
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