he is met by satan, who says" I will now show you 3 rooms and you must take the place of a person that you find in one of the rooms you are about to be shown, then spend the rest of time in there
In the first room he sees Tony Blair swimming in a pool of excrement, and he says, "Aw sorry I cant swim too good, lets go to the next room"
In room 2, he sees Hitler in a room full of venomous snakes, and says "No, I have a phobia of snakes, lets try the next room"
In room 3 he sees Bill Clinton lying naked, with Monica Lewinsky on top of him doing what she is famous for
Bush winks at Satan, smiles and says "This is the room for me"
At which point says "OK Monica, get your clothes on youre being replaced"
2006-11-19 04:19:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
King Con and Omalle, your in the minority so keep your negative comments and get off a my chip
2006-11-19 09:22:25 · update #1
good gag buddy. but im sure he would have jumped at the chance of splashing around in the buff with Tony Blair!
2006-11-19 04:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he has come to eternal salvation contained contained in the course of the Lord Jesus Christ he will heaven. The apostle Paul murdered Christians for a residing and is perhaps between the numerous complication-loose human being adult adult males to ever walk the earth
2016-11-29 06:52:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn funny. :D
I also like this one:
In the Oval office President Bush is being appraised of the recent casualties in Iraq.
"Mr President Sir, today 4 British soldiers were wounded and 3 Brazilians were killed"
President Bush goes white, puts his head in his hands and starts shaking.
"Mr President Sir, what's wrong?"
" Oh my god, oh my god... how many is a brazilian again?"
2006-11-19 04:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-19 08:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
Good ole GWB. Always good for a laugh.
2006-11-19 04:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you tell Bush already ? Bush believes in his own philosophy so much, that many people are not agree with him, include the americans.
just wait for more two years later! cause he will go finally, and you can drink your self happily
2006-11-19 04:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well Mark i liked it thumbs up man lmao
2006-11-19 05:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did u make that up, very good!!! I didnt expect the ending to be like that
2006-11-19 04:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm george bush going to hell . . . . maybe it is to do with the slaughter of innocent civilians or the lies and greed or the cocaine or for blindly following in his dads footsteps. . . no its probably for pretending to care when american soldiers come home in boxes
on reflection hell is a little too good for him !!!!!!
2006-11-19 04:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by laurence c 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bring on the cigar !
2006-11-19 04:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋