Jesus walks into a bar and approaches three sad-looking men. "What's troubling you, my son?" says Jesus to the first man.
"My eyes are bad," says the man. "Every year I see less and less."
Jesus touches the man's head and his vision is immediately restored.
Jesus goes to the second man and asks the same question.
The man replies, "I'm lame in my right leg."
Jesus touches the man's leg and he leaps to his feet.
Jesus approaches the third man, who immediately picks up a bar stool and fends Jesus off....."Get the hell away from me!" he shouts. "I'm on disability!"
2006-11-19
09:29:45
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