Jesus walks into a bar and approaches three sad-looking men. "What's troubling you, my son?" says Jesus to the first man.
"My eyes are bad," says the man. "Every year I see less and less."
Jesus touches the man's head and his vision is immediately restored.
Jesus goes to the second man and asks the same question.
The man replies, "I'm lame in my right leg."
Jesus touches the man's leg and he leaps to his feet.
Jesus approaches the third man, who immediately picks up a bar stool and fends Jesus off....."Get the hell away from me!" he shouts. "I'm on disability!"
2006-11-19 09:29:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one fidgety.
Do you know why Jesus wasn't born in Ireland?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
2006-11-20 04:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus goes into the Inn, slaps 3 nails on the desk and says "can you put me up for the night?"
2006-11-19 09:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by mememe 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well done, great joke 10/10 :) x
2006-11-19 09:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahha now thats a gooden ;] big thumbs up!!!!!
2006-11-19 09:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, I cried - it was emotional
2006-11-19 09:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing!
2006-11-19 10:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and clean
Thank you.
2006-11-19 09:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by DoctressWho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2006-11-19 09:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Samx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke=okay!
2006-11-19 10:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley's #1 fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2006-11-19 09:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋