Marriage
Typical macho man married typical good-looking
lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following
rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what
time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and
card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're
here or not."
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(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
2006-11-16
02:23:55
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asked by
junebaby
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