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Typical macho man married typical good-looking
lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following
rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what
time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and
card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're
here or not."
>
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

2006-11-16 02:23:55 · 12 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

As long as you made a tape to share with him.

2006-11-16 02:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's Good..I Like That

2006-11-16 10:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by shay 2 · 0 0

lolz hellz yea i like dat

2006-11-16 10:27:39 · answer #3 · answered by Nena 4 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-16 10:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by magdamay34 2 · 0 0

ya i heard that one about a year ago

2006-11-16 10:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by native,pride 5 · 0 0

lol that's funny you are such a clown.

2006-11-16 10:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by FoxE_single _lady37 2 · 0 0

ha ha that is funnie

2006-11-16 10:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Kayla P 2 · 0 0

I know that's right!

2006-11-16 10:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by 2sweet4u 4 · 0 0

hehe good one! :)

2006-11-16 10:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! VERY FUNNY! :)

2006-11-16 10:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by TiGgEr_LoVeR 2 · 0 0

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