All categories - 14 November 2006

2006-11-14 00:53:32 · 27 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time a starving man named Harry Enis was walking in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a huge mansion. It was close to nightfall and he had no where to stay, no food, and nothing to make camp; so he walked up to the mansion and rang the doorbell. A very ancient man with a long beard brushing the floor answered the loud, clanging gong. Harry begged for a place of shelter, and the old man pitied him and let him stay. At dinner the old man introduced Harry to his daughter, Naomi. She was the meaning of beauty, and Harry instantly fell for her - mostly because he hadn't done it in a while, due to his disposition of starving and homeless in a forest. - ANYWAY - The old man saw Harry eyeing his daughter and said to him, "If you touch my daughter, I will subject to you the three worst Chinese tortures."


That night Harry snuck out of his room and into Naomi's. Having been cooped up in this old mansion for so long, she had no objections.


In the morning he woke up, and after 10 minutes decided that something heavy was on his chest stopping him from breathing properly. He opened his eyes to find a 50 kilo rock on his chest with sign on it that said "First Chinese Torture: 50 kilo rock on chest." Thinking that it wasn't that heavy he picked it up and threw it out the window. As the rock fell out the window he noticed a sign on the bottom that said "Second Chinese Torture: Rock tied to right testicle." In a panic he jumped out the window, what man wouldn't? Unfortunately he looked up and saw the sign on the bottom of the window sill "Third Chinese Torture: left testicle tied to bed post."

2006-11-14 00:53:24 · 18 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I know you can get a change of address form at the post office, but does that inform all creditors or just forward your mail until you can call all of them?

2006-11-14 00:53:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2006-11-14 00:53:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

2006-11-14 00:53:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

2006-11-14 00:52:47 · 12 answers · asked by diddles 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-14 00:52:47 · 5 answers · asked by admire 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a friend who wants to take the police test for Boston or state police I am trying to find out info. for them

2006-11-14 00:52:34 · 2 answers · asked by Donna W 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

The case was continued again due to the Judge attending a funeral.

2006-11-14 00:52:22 · 4 answers · asked by in2u77 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-11-14 00:52:13 · 2 answers · asked by frank p 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

2006-11-14 00:52:11 · 12 answers · asked by Gabriel D 2 in Mathematics

if you think about it, you're all kept. you're told what to believe, who to believe in, and sometimes even what to wear and what not to eat. kind of seems like slavery where everyone is the victim, regardless of the color of your skin/background. sure some of you chose to be where you are, but most are there simply because it's how they were raised.

2006-11-14 00:52:07 · 25 answers · asked by Kismet 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I have and his next book too!!! I can't wait for his final part of his triology comes out!!!!

I really like the book!!! Who else has read it and, if so, who's your fav. character? Mine is Lorcan.

2006-11-14 00:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by TheAprilPuppet 2 in Books & Authors

2006-11-14 00:52:05 · 2 answers · asked by patricia t 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-11-14 00:51:45 · 5 answers · asked by Danii 1 in Homework Help

my computer says i missing hpcmgr.exe file

2006-11-14 00:51:45 · 9 answers · asked by harleydogg d 1 in Software

l dumped my boyfriend a month ago though l still loved him but l had no other choice cause l got into trouble with my mum and l was grounded for a month but l still had feelings for him,then last week l went to his place to tell him l was sorry and l still loved him and l wanted us to be back together but to my suprise he told me he was seeing someone else and l found myself cyring infront of him.Then later on l saw my mate and l told her what happened and she told that he lied cause he had no girlfriend and she said she will try to speak to him.
What should l do to get him back and l still like him?

2006-11-14 00:51:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-14 00:51:09 · 5 answers · asked by miss cutie 1 in Homework Help

People say kobe is nothing without shaq, i say without shaq,kobe was an all-star 2 times,an all-nba first team member,defensive team member and scored the second most points which is 81.
And kobe's best teammate is a part-time olympian and future all-star,Lamar Odom.


They say wade is the next "mj".But i dont think so. Where is wade 3's? game winners? Broken Records? WHERE?
People say wade is a better player than kobe,i say that wade has better guys in the team to play with,with more assists,hes the better option than kobe,but thats because he should because he's teammates are good.He's with Shaq...i dont need to explain who shaq is,mourning,walkers,williams.

Whos the better player individually?
without teammates.
just on their own.

2006-11-14 00:51:09 · 16 answers · asked by Eternal Law 2 in Basketball

I was reading about the Scientology movement a little bit and I am still not clear about whether or not they believe in evolution or some other higher being/power

2006-11-14 00:51:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Have you ever been on " a first time " date with a guy/women and been really embarrased with something you have said or done?

2006-11-14 00:50:46 · 27 answers · asked by red devil 3 in Singles & Dating

All's well that ends well.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
Can't you see I'm busy?
Just do it.
I didn't do it!
Money solves all ills.
Can't we all just get along?

2006-11-14 00:50:43 · 28 answers · asked by Whatever! 2 in Polls & Surveys

i don't think he love me anyway.and he turning away to me and just ignore me all the time but he know i still love him and he don't care i feel very terrible when someone i love do to me like this

2006-11-14 00:50:42 · 7 answers · asked by 2Q 3 in Singles & Dating

Given the Syrian, Iranian and Hezbollah's constant claim of innocence in the killing of the former Lebanese prime minister, why then is hezbollah doing its best to veto the inquiry?
Now I know the answer, i'm not dumb, i know that they, syria and maybe iran are behind the killing, no doubt anymore. But what is the formal excuse hizbollah is giving to the veto. Surely they should have a descent excuse before doing so, surely they dont want people believing they are the murderers. nevertheless, i could find no documentation on it, does anyone know?

2006-11-14 00:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by ff9_terra 2 in Current Events

I am doing a project on why so many people oppose Gay marriages. Many people in my class hate it but I think that some of them will turn out to be homosexuals......HELP ME!!!!

2006-11-14 00:50:29 · 17 answers · asked by YourDeadlyMistress 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

We are wondering what type of ring we could get for our budget. We are more interested in good quality over size, but not necessarily looking for something tiny either. My BF keeps asking me this & I have no idea, so I'm hoping someone here can help. Going into a jewelery store is too high pressure-we're just looking for ideas at this point.

2006-11-14 00:50:18 · 13 answers · asked by melouofs 7 in Weddings

2006-11-14 00:50:09 · 12 answers · asked by THE BIG BOSS 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-11-14 00:50:01 · 1 answers · asked by sergio r 1 in Netherlands