Once upon a time a starving man named Harry Enis was walking in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a huge mansion. It was close to nightfall and he had no where to stay, no food, and nothing to make camp; so he walked up to the mansion and rang the doorbell. A very ancient man with a long beard brushing the floor answered the loud, clanging gong. Harry begged for a place of shelter, and the old man pitied him and let him stay. At dinner the old man introduced Harry to his daughter, Naomi. She was the meaning of beauty, and Harry instantly fell for her - mostly because he hadn't done it in a while, due to his disposition of starving and homeless in a forest. - ANYWAY - The old man saw Harry eyeing his daughter and said to him, "If you touch my daughter, I will subject to you the three worst Chinese tortures."
That night Harry snuck out of his room and into Naomi's. Having been cooped up in this old mansion for so long, she had no objections.
In the morning he woke up, and after 10 minutes decided that something heavy was on his chest stopping him from breathing properly. He opened his eyes to find a 50 kilo rock on his chest with sign on it that said "First Chinese Torture: 50 kilo rock on chest." Thinking that it wasn't that heavy he picked it up and threw it out the window. As the rock fell out the window he noticed a sign on the bottom that said "Second Chinese Torture: Rock tied to right testicle." In a panic he jumped out the window, what man wouldn't? Unfortunately he looked up and saw the sign on the bottom of the window sill "Third Chinese Torture: left testicle tied to bed post."
2006-11-14 00:53:24 · 18 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Paul, There is a seperate section for Politics. No politics here....People in every country are put in to hard ship oneway or the other,. To forget those hardships, jokes are there, I think.
2006-11-14 01:18:09 · update #1
Funny yar - many people now a days can't take jokes what to do
2006-11-14 07:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting variation on the Farmer's Daughter Joke
2006-11-14 01:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spiritually speaking, Classical Witch with pork Lo Mein Noodles, (with or with out the vegies), popular Tso's fowl on acceptable, pork Fried Rice and an Egg roll on the area. Oh confident, Coca-Cola to drink. (gotta have a soda with any quickly foodstuff) Mmm,..merely had all that the day previous, i would be having the leftovers for lunch right this moment,... of direction! (((MM)))
2016-10-17 06:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I Realise To You This Is Only A Joke But Please Don't Make Jokes About The Chinese And Torture. To Millions Of Chinese This Is No Joke, To Them Torture Is A Daley Reality. Check Out The Amnesty International Web Page And Then See If You Think This Is Still Funny!!!!!
2006-11-14 01:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Paul R 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
i just got a huge pain in my groan area
2006-11-14 01:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! i love it! that poor little ***** man!
and you're right electric..paul don't take it too seriously it's just a joke!
2006-11-14 00:59:49 · answer #6 · answered by zipper 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch!
2006-11-14 00:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol....sounds like the perfect revenge 2 me.....lol
That HAD 2 hurt! lol
2006-11-14 00:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-11-14 22:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one!
2006-11-14 01:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋