The government had a scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Parliament said,
"Someone may steal at night."
So they created a night watchman position and appointed a person. Then Parliament said, "How does watchman do his job without instructions?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people.
Then Parliament said, "How will we know the watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control dept. and hired two advisors.
Then Parliament said, "How are these people will b paid?" So they appointed a time keeper, and a payroll officer.
Then Parliament said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Admn. Officer, a assistant and a Secretary.
Then Parliament said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
SO THEY LAID OFF THE NIGHT WATCHMAN
2006-11-13
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