The government had a scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Parliament said,
"Someone may steal at night."
So they created a night watchman position and appointed a person. Then Parliament said, "How does watchman do his job without instructions?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people.
Then Parliament said, "How will we know the watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control dept. and hired two advisors.
Then Parliament said, "How are these people will b paid?" So they appointed a time keeper, and a payroll officer.
Then Parliament said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Admn. Officer, a assistant and a Secretary.
Then Parliament said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
SO THEY LAID OFF THE NIGHT WATCHMAN
2006-11-13 21:51:13 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bonus Joke:-
America and Israel struck a deal to bolster each others Armies. The Israelis said they would like to exchange three generals for three generals.
The Americans agreed, stating they wanted
an IDF General to teach tactics,
an armor General to teach desert warfare, and
a Mossad General to teach espionage.
The Israelis replied and said they wanted
General Electric,
General Motors, and
General Dynamics.
2006-11-13 21:51:52 · update #1
good ones 7 on 10
2006-11-15 01:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bonus joke is good ( can be rated 6/10) but the original joke is in the line of expectation (3/10).
2006-11-13 21:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
simply 10/10
2006-11-15 20:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke.
2006-11-13 21:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by SGraja 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......this type of governance is only in India, I thought..Lo!, even in US, the same thing holds good........They created a whole lot, and laid off the poor watchman...
both clean jokes were good and funny........LOL..........
8 and 8 / 10 for each...ha
2006-11-13 22:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Second one was much better !!!
As by anyways, people always like Bonus...
2006-11-17 22:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by Vijaypappu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 8 ratings.
2006-11-17 22:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by deepak. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would rate both the jokes about 7.5/10
2006-11-14 01:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by akitin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Second one is good.
First is comment,not a joke.
2006-11-18 05:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kuppu S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
7/10
6/10
2006-11-13 23:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋